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Edwin Rommel
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posted 01-04-2000 02:10 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Herren

Ich go on leave für two weeks, und come back to find zhat ze vorld has gone to pieces- How ze hell am I supposed to talk if Ich cannot talk in meiner own language?

Germlish dead- vhere is us Germlishmans supposed to live zhen hein?- Ich dächte it is time to make zome lebensraum- maybe in ze Ost- plenty ob lebensraum zhere!

This means war- ve vill fight für ze right to speak Germlish!

Stalks off to a nearby Me 410, Shultzie running behind him, trying to calm him down


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posted 01-04-2000 04:15 AM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
High above the South-East England countryside, a lone Me 410 drones away- course 290 °, Target: Charles Dickens's home-Gray's Inn Road, London, Purpose: To remove one of the symbolic bastions of the English langauge, Motivation: Für the uncalled for attack on ze Germlish language!

DUCK TOMMIES- ROMMEL'S COMING !

[This message has been edited by Narrator (edited 01-04-2000).]


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Tannethal
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posted 01-04-2000 04:22 AM     Profile for Tannethal     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
So Rommel is back!!

Herr Feldmarschall i hav just zent u a Kurier-mail, wondering how viel time passes till u return.
SO zhis question iz bei now beantwortet, send me ze kurier back in one teil, it's a wertvoll mechanican!


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 01-04-2000 04:34 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Through the cracks and hisses of radio noise induced by a verrücktes ground controller somevhere a faint reply comes

"SSSHHHHHSHH-- Herr T.- Ah- Zhis ist Rommel- Ich borrow deiner Kurier für -sssshhsh- ssion to bomb---sshshshhhsh-- in London,- CRACCKKC SSSHSHHSHSH- back later- Danke für ze loan!-SSSHSHHHHSHHH"


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posted 01-04-2000 05:15 AM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Rommels serious intent of bombing the Dickens house is interrupted by a further radio communication from Germlishland cutting through the atmospheric disturbance induced by somevon recently- Ze Gestapo is looking für ze person responsible-

"SSHSHHHH- Herr Rommel, new target, by order of ze Black Dress Movement für Unmarry-able Vimen (BDMUV)- stand-by SHSHHHHSHHS"

"SSSHSHHH-Ze target ist ein small shop in Kings-Cross- zhis shop was recently bombed by ze glorious Luftwaffe, but has been relocated to a temporary facility on ze same premises-SSSHHHHSHHH"

"By order of the Spinsters (BDMUV) you are requested to bomb DONSTER'S PONY PRESS AND PHOTOGRAPHIC SHOP to get ze gentlemen of EAW attention avay from ze scantily dressed vixens und back to ze members ob BDMUV-SSSHHHHHSHHH- DANKE- AUS"


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posted 01-04-2000 05:20 AM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
The world waits, will Rommel bomb Donster's shop and destroy the pictures, or will Donster's clients protect their life-line?-

What does Rommel think of his new orders- will he obey? Stay tuned!

[This message has been edited by Narrator (edited 01-04-2000).]


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