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Donster
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posted 12-08-1999 03:42 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Da Daaaaa!


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posted 12-08-1999 03:46 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
And her Mom!



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posted 12-08-1999 03:51 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
And her Dad!


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mane_raptor
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posted 12-08-1999 04:01 PM     Profile for mane_raptor   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
THE FOLLOWING IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FLANKER 2.0...

Are you tired of fine good looking women hanging around and disturbing you while you intercept a large formation of German fighters and bombers over the Dover coast?

Did you just miss that 190, because some cute young thing decided to show you her thong underwear at a very wrong moment?

Well your worries are over!! Once you install and start to play Flanker 2.0, such distractions are over. As shown above, these are the type of women who are most attracted by Flanker players. Once these gals start hanging around, you won't want to look anywhere but at the screen. Just let this this Flanker 2.0 player tell you his story...

"Hi, I'm an executive that like to flight sim in my spare time. Back in the days when I played EAW, there was always some hot babe intern flashing me or hiding under my desk. Boy did that get me in a lot of trouble with the misses and other folks, almost lost my job! But now that I fly only Flanker 2.0, I don't have to worry about someone telling tales behind my back. Not even that prissy KS would believe that I was fooling around with these womem. Thanks Flanker" B.C. Washington D.C.

See another satisified customer...

Remember, if the only joystick you want to hold is the one you fly with, then it's Flanker 2.0 for sure.

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Check six & aim for the cockpit.


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Donster
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posted 12-08-1999 04:33 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
More From FlankerII!

New FlankerII add-on! Smell-a-sim! No you don't get to smell the jet exhaust, nor the smell of Vodka! What this FlankerII add-on does is give you the smell of this week Flanker Babe! You can almost see those puss-filled open sores! And we guarantee that NO ONE will bother you when you play FlankerII again! Get it now! No real Flanker player should be without it!

Warning! May cause serious weeping open sores on your privates!(That is if you have any) Do not install on Laptop systems! Use on Desktop systems only. Keep room well ventilated. If you do develop weeping open sores, there is no cure at this time. Just keep playing wi... by yourself.


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posted 12-08-1999 05:11 PM     Profile for Schatten   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Owwwww! All I have to say is Pepsi, out the nose, need to clean the keyboard...

That was great you guys. Haven't had that happen in almost 2 days, which is far less often than it should considering the talent around here.

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Schattenjäger

"Der Horrido...Der Horrido..."


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