The following are various responses to the news that N. Korea possesses a new ballistic missile called the Taepodong-2:
Condoleeza Rice responded "It's definitely the biggest dong I've ever seen."
The N. Korean ambassador stated "Now that people know how big our dong are they are afraid to screw with us."
Various weapons experts noted "It's not the size of the dong that matters its how they use it."
Rumsfeld angrily responded: "They can play with their dongs till the cows come home. In fact we doubt they can get their dongs up and they have a bad habit of blowing their loads too soon."
Colin Powell added "The N. Koreans have been hiding their dongs from us for a long time but we caught them with their pants down and got a good long look at their dongs."
"Its a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"