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posted 02-19-2003 09:50 AM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I'm so confused! Please vote, good? or bad?

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned.....couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack they gave me the ax.

After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but it was too exhausting.

Then I had a job in a shoe store; I tried but didn't fit in.

I became a fisherman, but I discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

I got a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but it was way too draining.

I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

So then I became an inventor,
I invented the following items:

Solar powered flashlights
Ejector helicopter seats
Inflatable dart boards
A book on how to read
Screen doors for submarines
Waterproof towels
Dehydrated water



"Its a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"

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posted 02-19-2003 10:21 AM     Profile for Spectre_USA   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote


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If at 1st you don't succeed, call in an Air Strike!

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posted 02-19-2003 10:58 AM     Profile for Gunny     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

But still funny.


Takes a college boy to break it....

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posted 02-19-2003 07:10 PM     Profile for JClark_1     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Damn, son, you sure got some kind a problem...and just as soon as we figure out what it is, we'll help you fix it


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