I'm so confused! Please vote, good? or bad?
My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned.....couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it....so they gave me the ax.
After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but it was too exhausting.
Then I had a job in a shoe store; I tried but didn't fit in.
I became a fisherman, but I discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
I got a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but it was way too draining.
I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
So then I became an inventor,
I invented the following items:
Solar powered flashlights
Ejector helicopter seats
Inflatable dart boards
A book on how to read
Screen doors for submarines
"Its a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"