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Jennifer
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posted 02-03-2003 04:49 PM     Profile for Jennifer   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Who else would like to give Jar-Jar a force push off a sheer cliff, along with a blast or three of force lightning along the way?

How in the world did he get to be a representative of Naboo? C'mon...Even having Boss Nass slobbering all over other representatives in the Republic Senate would be preferable to having Jar-Jar there. Can you imagine his campaign?

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Candidate Jar-Jar Binks: "Mesa apromuss to yousa dat da Gungans and da Naboo wilsa get a republica taxum-credit forsa ebery child to attens da preyevate schoosa!"

The candidates campaign manager, Boss Nass: "Brrrrrrrrllllllllbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbaaaaaabbbbbbbooooooohhhhhhbbbbbbbb"
*huge droplets of drool flying hither and yon*

Candidate Jar-Jar Binks:"Mesa furduh aplegge tosa geta da pewnatieve damages outta da um Tradesa Federations fors whens deysa invaydid heah on da Naboosa!!"

Boss Nass: "I knowsa cay-eah what de opp-oh-net asays bout Jar-Jar, hesa da Gungan forsa da efucha of da Nah-booo!

Brrrrrrrrllllllllbbbbrrrrrrbbbbbbaaaaaabbbbbbbooooooohhhhhhbbbbbbbb"


Not only can I NOT picture wild throngs of enthusiastic 'Binks for Republic Representative' supporters cheering enthusiastically, I CAN easily envision hordes of both Gungans and Naboo wondering just whatin the hell his speech was supposed to be about.

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Sulla
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posted 02-03-2003 05:22 PM     Profile for Sulla   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LMAO. Yep.

How the heck did you get that written down?

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Jennifer
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posted 02-03-2003 05:41 PM     Profile for Jennifer   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sulla:
LMAO. Yep.

How the heck did you get that written down?


I made it up. I used my brain to text converter (fingers).

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Sulla
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posted 02-03-2003 06:05 PM     Profile for Sulla   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
LOL. It was well done.

Very well done.

Amazingly well done.

You're in a particularily good mood today aren't ya.

Good mood allows the brain to be more nimble and creative and just plain fun.

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posted 02-03-2003 10:00 PM     Profile for Stag     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Jennifer:

How in the world did he get to be a representative of Naboo? C'mon...Even having Boss Nass slobbering all over other representatives in the Republic Senate would be preferable to having Jar-Jar there.

And not without precedent; he could really be any dirty old politico slobbering over, well whatever dirty old politicos slobber over. Hell, it's expected!

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posted 02-04-2003 06:11 PM     Profile for tazfoster     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Should we start a 'Make Jar Jar Binks go bang' lobby? My brother-in-law would have a fit. He actually likes him.
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posted 02-04-2003 07:36 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

I hate Jar Jar!

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