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posted 10-12-2002 09:56 AM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Invisibath -- The power to disappear at the first sound
of bath water

ViseHump -- The leg hump grip of steel

AquaField -- Immunity to bucket of cold water when copulating
in driveway

Skeetvision -- The ability to shoot laser beams from
your eyes to blast that damn Frisbee out of the sky

SuperBladder, loaded with Toxi-Urine -- One lift of the leg
and this town is mine!

SquirrelFreeze AnalTelepathy/ButtSniffery -- Two powers which
when combined allow one to smell another dog's butt without
actually having to get up and move around.

John-O-Matic -- Turns any toilet bowl into a crystal
punch bowl by sheer force of will.

ChuckSpeed -- Ability to catch that friggin' Wagon Train

AntiPsych-Out -- Immunity to all that "fake throw"

VacuCalm -- Utter self control whenever the vacuum
cleaner is turned on.

GucciTract -- An invincible digestive system that
sustains itself entirely on designer shoes.

King Fido's Touch -- Everything you touch turns into a

DoberMorph -- Ability to change into a Doberman anytime
someone rolls up a newspaper


"Its a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"

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