Member # 196
posted 10-11-2002 10:01 AM
A magician had settled into a comfortable gig on a cruise ship. His act was rendered hilarious by his parrot, who would ridicule the magician after every trick, saying things like, "Big deal, the card's up his sleeve," or "He put the ball in a hidden floor, the faker!" One night the ship began to sink. Confusion reigned, and the magician was barely able to hop into a tiny lifeboat with his beloved parrot. For two days the magician and parrot floated on the rough seas. Strangely, the parrot sat on the opposite end of the tiny craft staring at the magician. Finally, on the fourth day the parrot blurted out, "OK, I give up! Where'd you put the #&*@ boat?!"
"Its a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"
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