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CFrancisco
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posted 01-27-2000 10:05 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
HAHAHAH

Murphy's Laws Of Combat

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you!
2. When in doubt empty your magazine.
3. The most dangerous thing in a combat zone is a second Lieutenant with a map.
4. Incoming fire has the right of way.
5. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.
6. Never forget your own weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
7. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush.
8. Try to look unimportant because the enemy may be low on ammo.
9. The simple things are always hard.
10. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions; when they're ready, when they're
not.
11. When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they are both right.
12. The further you are in advance of your own positions, the more likely your artillery
will fall short.
13. Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
14. The purple heart proves that you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid
enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.
15. Teamwork is essential, it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
16. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
17. Friendly fire - isn't.
18. The easy way is always mined.
19. The diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.
20. Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing.
21. Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
22. There is nothing more satisfying than having someone take a shot at you, and
miss.
23. Tracers work both ways.
24. You ain't short until the Freedom Bird has left the ground.

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Obersleutnant K. von Hess
I/JG52 Gruppen Kommandeur

quote:
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
Voltaire (1694-1778)

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matttm
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posted 01-27-2000 02:43 PM     Profile for matttm   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
There is no problem that can not be solved with suitable use of high explosives.

Matt.


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FlushRivet
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posted 01-28-2000 09:36 AM     Profile for FlushRivet   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
S!

I find number 15 particularly apropos....

Flush

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GunFodder
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posted 01-28-2000 10:25 AM     Profile for GunFodder   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Rule number 7: There are no rules, disregard rules 1-6.
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