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Donster
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posted 01-10-2000 03:13 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Here are just some of the new viruses:

1. CLINTON VIRUS
Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.

2. VIAGRA VIRUS
Makes a new Hard Drive out of an old Floppy.

3. LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.

4. DR.JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.

5. MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after 2 bytes.

6. ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS
Disks can no longer be inserted.

7. PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.


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Gen Savage
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posted 01-10-2000 08:24 PM     Profile for Gen Savage   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hey, Donster-I think that first hard drive is a little warped, too!
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mane_raptor
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posted 01-10-2000 08:31 PM     Profile for mane_raptor   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Suffering from a "head" crash IMHO

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