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CFrancisco
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posted 11-29-1999 06:06 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Herr Von Hurst,

Please report to the OKH training commander as soon as you return from the field. We seem to have a missing PzKpfw.

LOL HAHAHAH


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-29-1999 06:25 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Bitte

Waß type of aircraft ist dieser PzKpfw ?
Von of ze new Reichsministerium für geheimes waffen projects?

Danke

E.R.


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CFrancisco
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posted 11-29-1999 07:11 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
AHEM! Herr Rommel.. HHHMMM we have ze check out list heir und it alzo zhows you signing out 1 Pzkpfw.VIb Konigs Tiger. HHHMM we hope du hast nicht handed it over to ze allies.. zat would be most unfortunate. Please return ze Pz back to ze Regimental Motor pool Vielen Danke.


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posted 11-29-1999 08:44 AM     Profile for Tannethal     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
A commanders vehicle, the one with additional
radio gear and antenas?
I've seen one rushing down in reverse the highway to Leipzig, fleeing from a crowd of Shermans.
Assume the Kingtiger went out of ammo and didn't want to show the shermans his back.

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CFrancisco
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posted 11-29-1999 09:11 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
JA JA!! Zhats ze one! du saw it ja? How many Shermans? ... hhhmmm funny i thought zhat Pz. was fur training only und not capable of firing any rounds.. HUH oh vell ..
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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-30-1999 12:34 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Herr CFrancisco

Ich left ze Köning Tiger (VIN: WH #33281-33457 REG: # Porsche Werken 44-11-30 334522989) at ze entrance to ze Hofbrauhaus in Leipzig. It ran out of benzine before Ich ran out of time. The keys are mit der Bar tender- I told him somevon from ze Wermacht Heer vould kom un pick it up.

Und about die Kanonne nicht feuering- Zhat was sorted out by Shultzie in zhen minuten- as easy as putting a new firing pin in ze KwK 70 base assembly !

Und about ze reversing- Ze verrückte mashine was jammed into reverse by a very lucky AMI round through the gear link.

It was note WAS twölf Shermans und von bicycle chasing me- zhey have given up after each recieving an 88mm Knock Knock Joke on ze turret- Ich do not know about ze bicycle- it looked like a student on his vay to classes - but I cannot be sure.

Danke

E.R.

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 11-30-1999).]


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Shultzie
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posted 11-30-1999 05:15 AM     Profile for Shultzie   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Jawohol- Ich helped Rommel mit der Kanonne

Danke

Schultzie


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Dr. Katzenjammer
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posted 11-30-1999 05:16 AM     Profile for Dr. Katzenjammer   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Oi vey, und ich watched zhem do it, since Ich was driving

Danke

Dr. Katzenjammer


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Sailor Malan
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posted 11-30-1999 05:18 AM     Profile for Sailor Malan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Yes, and I took photgraphs of the Tiger with my PRU Spitfire

A.G. (Sailor) Malan


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posted 11-30-1999 05:19 AM     Profile for Buckmaster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
And I interpreted the photographs

So there

Colonel Maurice Buckmaster of the ***


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Narrator
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posted 11-30-1999 05:29 AM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
So if you count it all up:
Rommel: 404
Shultzie: 23
Dr. Katzenjammer: 23
Sailor Malan: 12
Maurice Buckmaster: 94
Narrator: 15
TOTAL POST 571

It pretty much settles the POSTING ACE ISSUE !!!
http://www.combatsim.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/000744.html

You will notice a huge number of small opened envelopes painted on the Turret of the abandoned Könings Tiger-Now you know their meaning-

To Qute one Hun Hunter (Rommel shudders)- HUMBLE PIE TIME?


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CFrancisco
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posted 11-30-1999 06:37 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
AAHHH zo i zee.. ok but vhere ist ze bottle of Peach Schnapps for Herr Dietrich? he likes to leave von in his Konigs Tiger.

VHAT!! NIEN NIEN!! du kann nicht use a total of post from ozzer names! zhat ist nicht fair. :p ZO i am still ze posting ace because mein total ist mein total! HA HA :P


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Dr. Katzenjammer
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posted 11-30-1999 06:42 AM     Profile for Dr. Katzenjammer   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Herr C Francisco

Und Herr Rommel's total is his total- but we are part of him- he no exist- we no exist?- It is called multiple schizophrenic forumitis- not painfull, but very hard to shake off, especially in ze race für ze posting ace position !

Zo :-P to you too mein herr!


[This message has been edited by Dr. Katzenjammer (edited 11-30-1999).]


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Tobiwan
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posted 12-02-1999 01:21 AM     Profile for Tobiwan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Rommel?

Are you also Buckmaster??? No! Really?


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 12-02-1999 03:51 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Nein- Ich bin Rommel- Buckmaster ist Buckmaster - I think?

E.R.


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posted 12-02-1999 03:53 AM     Profile for Buckmaster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
No old Chap, I'm Buckmaster- Rommel is Rommel, I think- O Hell- Katzenjammer old man- I'm going to lie down on that couch again- let's run through it once more !

I'm confused


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Dr. Katzenjammer
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posted 12-02-1999 03:59 AM     Profile for Dr. Katzenjammer   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Oi Vey- Ja-Ja- You lie down- I vill explain zhis again ?- Scheiß- Everytime they almost have it, somevon confuses zhem again !
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Otto von Hurst
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posted 12-08-1999 06:14 AM     Profile for Otto von Hurst   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Panzer Elite is a game for those who played something simular may be its an advanced ver of Panzer Commander or Panzer 44. I dont know and the box doesnt say so.

But as a stand alone game be prepared to have your frustration level at 10 trying to understand game play.

The in structions are plain and simply LOUSY!

Only someone with references close to this game will be able to play it with any level of enjoyment.Or hes HELL bent on learning this game.

I have mastered Aces of the Deep and play Fight sims to the level I care make the effort to be at.
So its not gamesman ship.

I simply dont have 2 weeks to become familiar with controls and another 2 weeks to determine landscape during this holiday season. I have neither time nor desire at this point.

The group is leaving me in the dust and I dont want to be the "last kid" that is picked to play nor wait 5-6 hrs to find out what is going on.

By the time Im up to speed where you guys were before I started you guys will be so beyond myself that my situation will not have improved by comparision .

thanks for your help any way its the only thing that stopped me from returning this thing.

Otto von Hurst


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CFrancisco
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posted 12-08-1999 06:28 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
OTTO,

I have made arrangements for you at the motor pool please drop by the hoffbrauhaus and see. I am still willing to take you out and give you some target practice. Its really easy. trust me ***Crossing fingers behind back..HAHAHA ***

Fritz! turnover Herr Ottos engine JA JA zat von ja zee little panzer ja.. NEIN nicht ze Tiger ze little von over zhere..
**pointing to a beaten up PzKpfw.I retread from poland.**


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Otto von Hurst
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posted 12-08-1999 06:36 AM     Profile for Otto von Hurst   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
MY you are insane arent you!

OK! I never Quite ANYTHING and if your willing to put up with me then its out of may hands ! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

Bring plenty of asprin and Schnopps DU VILL NEED IT JA!
hahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!!
DANKA HERR mascocitsisnever givenupinmeinsevlf type of friend!

Actung Fritz bring me that Mark I

Dam my ingnorace FULL SPEED AHEAD!


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Narrator
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posted 12-08-1999 06:50 AM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Otto Von Hurst promptly reverses the battered Mk 1 straight over the highly polished nose of the Kommandant's Horch parked behind him!

Sheesjjjjj- Good luck Von Hess !

[This message has been edited by Narrator (edited 12-08-1999).]


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Otto von Hurst
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posted 12-08-1999 06:56 AM     Profile for Otto von Hurst   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
LOL!

PERFECT!

HAHAHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAAA

good one narrator !

sums it up PERFECTLY!

lol!

you just made my day , thanks


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CFrancisco
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posted 12-08-1999 07:28 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
AAAARRRGGGGHHHHH !!! NICHT mein new HORCH zat der Fuhrer gave mich! SCHEISS!!... FRITZ! get in zhere und show him how to drive mit 2 sticks und not von! ... ACH Himmel zis ist going to be harder zan i thought.
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posted 12-08-1999 10:06 PM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Just tell me when you intend to drive again- I would hate to miss the fun!
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Otto von Hurst
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posted 12-09-1999 12:24 AM     Profile for Otto von Hurst   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Ok ,
First a BIG "S!" to von Hess ,Von Gunn and Sam Wolf.

They did in 1 night what would have taken me weeks to learn by myself.
They were good sports too and let me blow them up.

Now I see Why this game is so much fun for these guys.

You get to sneak around and when the other guy isnt looking BOOM hee hee what could be better than that??

I now recommend that game . I just hope if you do have problems that you find somebody as nice as these guys to help you out.

And from what I gather if you played Panzer 44 or Panzer Commander the this game will be much easier than the difficulty I had.
I never played those 2 games.
That is why the controls are so foreign to me.


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Narrator
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posted 12-09-1999 12:37 AM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Und now maybe you sneak up on ze Kommandant und go BOOM before he finds out about his car nein?

Make it look like an accident- it vorks every time !


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posted 12-09-1999 04:51 AM     Profile for Narrator   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Or even better- leave the Mk 1 parked mit ze back right against ze unbroken part of ze Horch, und zhen ask ze Kommandant to demonstrate once more how to get ze gear into reverse?
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