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CFran
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posted 11-18-1999 03:17 AM     Profile for CFran   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Aircraft, tanks, spent rockets and parachutes lay strewn across the Russian Tundra after the epic battle between the Forces of Good (EAW) and the Forces of Evil (Fl(w)anker 2.0).

A zombie still stands outside the last remaining ammo bunker, a flare burning in the nub of his crippled hand as he stares up at the sky not quite sure...ah! Ja! Zat vas it! FRANKFURTERRRRRRR! He ducks into the bunker with the flare and....

KAAABAAAAALOOOOOOOOEEEEEYYYYYYYYY!!!!

The remnants of the russian base, it's remaining Flankers, a dessicated camel, heavily modified Me410s, Stukas, Mosquitos, Tempests, Spits, Jugs, B26s, a T72 and a B17 disappear in a shockwave of unimaginable fury...

ALL EAW forum identities are wiped out in a single incandescent blast of light...leaving the forum in the hands of....

THE DOPPELGANGERS!!!!

da da da duuuuummmmmmm


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Edwin Romell
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posted 11-18-1999 03:21 AM     Profile for Edwin Romell   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Zis is imposterous! Varning! Ignore zis rabble! Ze battle still rages at:
http://www.combatsim.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/000480-3.html

Zis is a Flanker inspired piece of psychokrieg!


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Der Opa
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posted 11-18-1999 03:22 AM     Profile for Der Opa   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Well, the blast didn't even knock me off the moose, so pfffft to your doppelgangers.

- - - - - - - -
Der Opa


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The Crock
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posted 11-18-1999 03:23 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Now THIS, is what I call a croc...
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Stefan
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posted 11-18-1999 03:24 AM       Edit/Delete Post
I'm long gone from this forum so the blast couldn't have got me anyway nah nah nah
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The Camel
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posted 11-18-1999 03:26 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Ugo- where are you- I need somebody to put some ointment on my sore *rsehole !
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The REAL Camel
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posted 11-18-1999 03:28 AM       Edit/Delete Post
[i]Voice from the afterlife[i]

Whooooooo clank clank etc (who writes this stuff?) that wasn't the 'real' Camel as I was sucked dry by the former Hein Kill as you well know, faithful readers...

Someone's out there in a camel skin making mischief so I recommend you don't go anywhere near their a*se!! It's a trick!


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The Moose
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posted 11-18-1999 03:31 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Throwing off the Camel skin- Ach - it was worth a try anyway !!
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Ugly Drago
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posted 11-18-1999 03:31 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Salvatore, load the camel ointment into the Folgore!! We are on a mission of mercy! Also the rubber gloves simplice!!

Sing with me Salvatore!!

Amore amore amore!!
Camello come se chiama?


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The Croc
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posted 11-18-1999 03:34 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Is that "meat on a plate " Ugo Drago schreechy voice I hear - or am I hoping to be fed in vain?
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Nonny Mouse
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posted 11-18-1999 03:43 AM       Edit/Delete Post
And I *ucking well want a *ucking double as well otherwise I am giving half of my *ucking children to you to bring up
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Ugo Drago
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posted 11-18-1999 03:48 AM     Profile for Ugo Drago   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hey hey hey! What a is a this rifiuti! That was a no me! I just a arrive here today, now!

That song!

"ove love love, camel what is your name?"Who ever sing a song like that (except for Salvatore, is true).

What is this doppelgangers thing, is this happened before on a this a forum?


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Ugly Drago
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posted 11-18-1999 03:50 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Is a me! Ugly Drago Italian Ace and Paramore!! Youse a no listen a him!
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A Nonny Mouse
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posted 11-18-1999 03:51 AM       Edit/Delete Post
I am in fact, not 'A' Nonny Mouse, but 'THE' Nonny Mouse, so take of those pathetic fake whiskers whoever you are and stop this nonnysense now!
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Dr. Katzenjammer
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posted 11-18-1999 03:52 AM     Profile for Dr. Katzenjammer   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Oi vey- Relax Ugo- It happens all ze time- und I make a killing mit ze therapy afterwards !!!
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Nonny Mouse Children
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posted 11-18-1999 03:57 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Sir, THE nonny mouse please sir- may we move in with you - our father is *ucking swearing all the time- may we move in with you pretty please?
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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-18-1999 04:06 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Schnell- Close ze hatches"-

All openings on the Köningtiger slams shut-
"Herren- madhouse time- Anybody with a mailing total less than 50- shoot, anybody "unregistered" shoot- no questions !"

Güt- come left, left- ON

Loß

CLICK CLACK BLAAAMMMMMMMM


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CFran
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posted 11-18-1999 04:09 AM     Profile for CFran   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hi guys it's my birthday! And my wife made me a great big cake and guess what was in it!! Myst II! Sorry I won't be able to contribute much to the forum anymore but my father in law and me are going to be chugging the brews and solving those beautiful brain teasers for the next few weeks...and I thought I'd never find a better game than EAW...er, Age of Empires...er, Panzer Elite...

Anyway, it's into the Myst for me!


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Bridgitte Grandseins
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posted 11-18-1999 04:13 AM     Profile for Bridgitte Grandseins   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Anybody with a mailing total less than 50, shoot?!!

Quelle 'orrible monsieur Rommel! 'ave you taken to shooting women now as well?

I never knew you 'ad this sadistic streak in you Follow me (click click CLACK)

Non non M. Rommel, that was not my 'igh 'eels, just the firing bolt on my .50 cal pulling back...nothing to worry about...no merci, stand over there by the wall... cigarette?

[This message has been edited by Bridgitte Grandseins (edited 11-18-1999).]


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-18-1999 04:16 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Smiling quietly to himself about his posting numbers going up

Target: C Fran on the way to his in-laws- 10 posts- SHOOT

CLICK CLACK BOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM


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The Croc
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posted 11-18-1999 04:16 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Dear Nonny Mouse Children,

You poor sweet things, you are welcome to move in with me (chuckly chuckly snigger)...


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-18-1999 04:19 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Check Fire- We'll drive over those

Croc- "unregistered"
Nonny mouse children-"unregistered"

SCHREEEEEECCHH RUUUUMMMBLLLE SQUISH SPUUURRTTT !

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 11-18-1999).]


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Der Opa
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posted 11-18-1999 04:26 AM     Profile for Der Opa   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hey stop that! Look, I'll prove I'm the real Opa...

See the one on the left is me, and the one on the right is obviously the imposter!!

Besides, I remember specifically complaining at one stage because I didn't have a doppelganger and everyone else did...


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Edwin Romell
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posted 11-18-1999 04:28 AM     Profile for Edwin Romell   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
TARGET: Big bosomed babe behind the BB gun! No mercy, this is war!

FIIIRRRE!


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-18-1999 04:34 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Target !

Der Opa spotty dogs- 9 posts

FEUER !!!

CLICK CLACK BAROOOOMMMMMM

EEEEOOOOWOWOWO EEOWOWOWO

Und now für ze main dish !- TARGET- Edwin Romell- 6 posts- ON-- FEUER

CLICK CLACK BAAARAAAARRROOOOM

(plink)

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 11-18-1999).]


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Ugo Drago
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posted 11-18-1999 04:38 AM     Profile for Ugo Drago   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Eh, you, Rommel with the big cannons! I no have a so many posts either.

You a pickin a fight with a Ugo Drago Italian Ace? Maybe You Wanna I Should Visit with My Folgore Sometime?

Salvatore! Find a fresh a camel and a load her up! He's a have the jihad against all 'under 50' posters, this ragazzo I think!


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-18-1999 04:46 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Target Ugo Drago- Ach I'm going to enjoy zhis !!--

HIMMEL- CHECK FIRE- 50 Posts- SORRY Ugo- pass friend- where have you been- sing us a song while we get rid of the imposters-

SING UGO !!

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 11-18-1999).]


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 11-18-1999 06:34 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Schultzie !

What is it with these imposters- you just say BOO- and they run away- no balls- I tell you no balls- And Katzenjammer so needed the income- Oy- come back and fight- don't give up so easily !!

Scheiß- Mutti told me zhis would happen one day- This ist vhat du vill get if du are ze bully !- No von vill come and play mit du, und du vill be alone- I tell du- alone !

I should have listened to Mutti- Ach zhis ist anozzer brick in ze wall !!

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 11-18-1999).]


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posted 11-18-1999 07:01 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
****RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE.... WWWRRRRR CLACK!...WWWWHHHHOOOOOOSSSHHHH BBBOOOOMM!!!***

hehehehe BONK!! SCHEISS!! Konigstiger! Fritz Los Gehts! ernst special AP! ja! panzergrenata 40 geladen! JA! LOS! . . WWWHHHOOOOOSSHHHH!!!! BOOOOMMM!!! HEHEHEHE

Zhoot at mein BUNKER zhen Kill Ilsa vill du! hahah zhen frame me fur ze TICK TOCK in ze fuhrer's HORCH! BBBAAAHHH!!!

HUH!!! Vas ist los hier! who ist dis mit mein name?.. MEIN GOTT!! ZE DOPPLEGANGERS ARE BACK!!


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Sampolit officer
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posted 11-18-1999 07:04 AM       Edit/Delete Post
And de ROOSAINS ARE KOMINK !!!
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CFran
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posted 11-18-1999 08:34 AM     Profile for CFran   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Around a blazing bonfire naked doppelgangers caper and dance under the influence of a dark and melifluous spell. But what is this? Flanker and EAW forum identities - dancing together?

CFran: Dance bretheren! EEEEOOOOWOWOWO EEOWOWOWO! Dance!

Nick Moyrand: You are all stupids! Never have I seen such bad dancing!!

Der Opa: Dance with ME Moosie, dance with me!

Nonny Mouse Children: Oooh, don't dance on us!

Tailspun: Wheeee, reminds me of what happens if you try sneaking up on the wingman of a Ju88 like I did over Normandy in '43...boy did we do a little dance...

Rrevved: Define 'dance' you loser of a no hoper who probably can't even spell dance...

Ugly Drago: Sul mare lucica, l'astro d'argento... io sono diavolo!!

Edwin Romell: Vot, who, ven? Are you all im-post-ers? Stop vis ze dancink, I can't aim! CLICK CLACK BOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM Sheiss!! missed again!

At the centre of this macabre and bizarre scene, a gaunt figure stands and swings his arms as though conducting the dance...his flesh hangs in shreds from blackened bones...from his ravaged skull a single glistening orb leers...

Ja...ja...is goink accordink to ze master plan! First in ze Flanker Forum zey is cannibalising each ozzer, zen in EAW zey is fighting against ze Russians, now in EAW zey too is fighting amongst zemselves! Who is who? Und who is not? Vot zey don't know is zat HALF of ze identities on ze Flanker forum is alzo DOPPELGANGERS, doink Heiny's bidding!!!

Soon I vil reveal my leuchtend plan, und zen, ZE FORUM VIL BE MINE!!!! FIRST EAW, SOON, ZE WHOLE OF COMBATSIM... hahahahahahhahaa!! (plink)

(Sheiss! Out of ze suppurating flesh und into ze fire...ow ow ow)



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Fifi Maraudiere
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posted 11-18-1999 08:38 AM     Profile for Fifi Maraudiere   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
In your dreams you pathetic sack of pus... as long as Fifi 'as fuel in 'er tank and loaded .50s in 'er nose...you will not 'ave your 'orrible way!!

Even now Bridgitte is working under ze famous Dr Katzenjammer (literally) to find a way to break your evil spell!!!


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Ugo Drago
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posted 11-18-1999 08:50 AM     Profile for Ugo Drago   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Is no a problem. Ugo he have the answer to this undead maniac with the personality problems...

A 200kg camel up the jetsi...let's see him keep the zombie face after that one!

Salvatore! Camel bombs on a the underwing mounts. And a both females this a time please...the last a one he have a nasty temper!


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Opa
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posted 11-18-1999 09:15 AM     Profile for Opa   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Just revealing my presence as the real Opa.

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Der Opa



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posted 11-18-1999 02:55 PM     Profile for VonBroam   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Vhere is Herr KrashnBurn??

Zis is Siegfreid and Ulath, ve are loading ze napalm in ze canisters, Now all ve need is ze Stealth Stuka so ve can end zis evil vor once and vor all. Ve have decalred a Holy Var against ze doppelgangers.

VonBroam out

How many people does it take to start a holy war???

3 one to be martyred, one to drive the truck bomb (Stuka Bomb) and one to yell at the cameras and gain some recruits to continue 1&2.


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Lud von Pipper
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posted 11-18-1999 05:21 PM     Profile for Lud von Pipper   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
The doppleganger is mad Ugo, alias Jeff Minter: he's trying a remake of 'The revenge of the mutant camels'!
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posted 11-18-1999 05:36 PM     Profile for Tailspin   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Jeeez...You guys missed med-line again?!!!!
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Dr. Katzenjammer
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posted 11-18-1999 10:46 PM     Profile for Dr. Katzenjammer   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hufff...Puffr

Oi Vey- Long time since I had zo much fun !!!- Right- Mein Liebchen- Zhat Grass skirt look zzooooo güt on you- let's try ze ozzer vay again- Heinie ist not going anyvhere zoon- but tu und I- ve still have ze loong vay to go- (Oi Vey- zhis Viagra ist potent stuff Ja !! )


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Nonny Mouse
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posted 11-19-1999 04:56 AM       Edit/Delete Post
"Come-on Children- It's time to go to bed !"

"But dad what is that funny man and the lady with the grass skirt doing? We want to watch"

"*ucking *ell- I said go to BED"

Warning Inappropriate language used


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The Croc
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posted 11-19-1999 06:54 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Just a little bit of skin they said- just enough for one pair of shoes and a belt they said-

You don't pay me eough I said- Blown up by a nuclear bomb- my brother was- in the East he was- Dropped there by one of you *astards he was- Whoever did it - I'll find you- they say elephants never forget- They don't know about crocodiles- whoever you are- you can run, but you can't hide- tremble- thy end is nigh!!!!!


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