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Attm Blum Uppsture

posted 11-18-1999 03:47 PM       Edit/Delete Post
Dear Mr Shultz & Dear Mr Shultzie

I represent the producer of BAH !

With all the concern about the DOPPEL GANG
WOULD YOU PLEASE clear up which one of you is von Hess's Stuka Mechanic for Lucy ?

After which my cleint would like your services in repair if said plane.
Mr ButcherBird13 has assured me that all you will need will be provided and he will even berate you to make you feel at home during von Hess's absence .

ps It will be in a BOMB proof Under Ground Hanger and if you start making repair IN A TIMELY FASHION there is SCHNOPPS ! and a Weekend Pass good EVERY WEEKEND for the duration !.....Or you can stay at the RUSSIAN front and learn to make BORST!

I await your reply
Attn Uppsture

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posted 11-18-1999 10:26 PM     Profile for Shultzie   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Guten tag-

Ich bin Shultzie (also known as Shultz)- I vork für Rommel, but can repair anything und make new vhere broken- I don't drink but would like- to have einer female friend- zey don't like me ?


Shultzie (also known as Shultz)

Posts: 77 | From: Zhomevhere near Feldmarschall Rommel | Registered: Oct 1999  |  IP: Logged

posted 11-18-1999 10:33 PM       Edit/Delete Post

Zhis ist Shultz (also know as Shultzie by Ilsa)- Ich saufen und tighten screws und smoke like ze chimney- I fart in public und shoot für Von Hess und at him- I kill vhen asked, I fetch guns when asked, I repair STUKAS vhen asked und I am your man - Verstanden- I SAID VERSTANDEN !- I can also handle ze tail gun in ze Stuka- but only if C Francisco ist flyink!

Shultz (Also know as Shultzie)

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