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The Rio Morning Post
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posted 10-17-1999 07:58 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Former Luftwaffe Ace and well known Rio art dealer, Mr Hein Kill, aged 93, died yesterday in his Malargarde home.

A veteran of two world wars Mr Kill started his flying career in observation balloons before piloting Zeppelins and had achieved the rank of Oberleutnant by the war's end. Little is known of his activities between wars, beyond a period as a poet in Prague, and a member of the international bridgades in Spain from 1936 to 1938. At the outset of World War 2 however he enlisted in the Luftwaffe at his former rank of Oberleutnant, and piloted first He111 and later Ju88G7 aircraft with the famous II/KG 53 "Condor" group. He retired at the same rank, and comrades later attributed his lack of promotion throughout an otherwise successful career to his irreverent attitude to authority and loyalty to his misfit crew members.

(British intelligence records released in the 1960s however appeared to indicate Mr Kill was the pilot of a He111 aircraft which defected to the British in May of 1944, though the exact details of this episode have never been confirmed, and official Luftwaffe records show only that Mr Kill was a P.O.W. in Britain from May to September 1944, after which he escaped and returned to active duty in the Luftwaffe.)

After the war Mr Kill migrated to Rio, where he established a successful art dealership, specialising in lost European masters.

Police say there were no suspicious circumstances about the death, and it appeared Mr Kill died of heart failure while engaged in one of his favorite pastimes, flying flight simulations. Mr Kill leaves behind a wife, Brunhilde, aged 22 and seven children from previous marriages.


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posted 10-17-1999 08:50 AM       Edit/Delete Post
-In Memoriam-
Hein Kill (1905-1999)
The only known GruppeKommandeur enlisted in RAF during WW2

Ritterkreuz mitt Eichenlaub und Schwerten
DFC - DSO and Bar

143 aerial victories (including 2 Boeing 707 in 1965 with his famous Me262 replica)


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posted 10-17-1999 01:17 PM     Profile for Blond_Knight     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Does der Fuheur plan to attend the funeral service?
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posted 10-17-1999 02:15 PM     Profile for Toast   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
I'm sorry but I can't make it. Besides I have long suspected Hein Kill and Eva were up to no good while I was in the war room! der Fuheur
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Mengele
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posted 10-18-1999 06:20 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Schnell-
Take ze DNA sample of the corpse before it is cremated- Ve need to verify zat zis Body is the same DNA of ze Franfurter mit Rommel in Holland !

J.M.
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posted 10-18-1999 06:39 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
:*( he ist a kamarade zat vill be missed.. ve knew him back in ze days of ze legion condor. when i vas still flying mit J88 und i vas in mein Arado. *cfran examining the body*
hhhmmm zometing ist fishy here... vo ist ze glass augen? hhhmmm zis body has a real augen!!! NEIN ES IST NICHT HERR HEIN KILL!!! vo ist ze gun shot vound from mien SturmGewehr'44!! ACH HIMMEL!! ZE real Hein kill ist still alive!!

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posted 10-18-1999 06:44 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
I KNEW IT !!! I KNEW IT !!!

The SCHWEIN has taken meiner Frankfurter mit him- and I am sure Fifi und Brigitte is wiv him- I will KILL HIM !!


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posted 10-18-1999 07:17 AM     Profile for Hein Kill   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Messrs Snodgrass, Hump and Bubble
Attorneys at Law

THE LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF HEIN KILL

Gentleman and Ladies of the EAW forum. It is our sad duty to confirm the death of natural causes, on the weekend, of our client Hein Kill.

As executors to his estate we have assumed the right to use his combatsim.com account, purely for the purposes of administering his remaining worldly affairs.

We need to clarify some matters however, pertaining to his Last Will and Testament:

- At the time of his death, our client was in possession of a VC inscribed in the name of a Mark L. *ucker. Although we originally considered this to be a part of our client's rather extensive collection of WW2 art and memorabilia Mr Hein's Will clearly states we are to "give it back to that *ucker" and we will do so, poste haste.

- Correspondence entered into by Mr Hein in his last days appears to indicate that one of his collection of glass eyes is in the possession of a Mr Edwin Rommel. His last will and testament states that this glass eye may be considered a gift to Mr Rommel as a tribute to their enduring enmity.

- On the matter of a 'frankfurter' purportedly belonging to Mr Rommel and in the possession of the aforementioned Mr Hein. We regret to advise an extensive search of his worldly goods has revealed no such item. We feel bound to point out though, that the autopsy report on Mr Hein reveals that his last meal before expiring was quote: "meat product, probably sausage, and other meat and vegetable by products consistent with meatballs in a tomato based sauce". You may or may not be glad to know these are not considered in any way to be responsible for his death.

We would also like to point out that, in accordance with his wishes, our client was cremated wearing his Mark II Eyeball with inbuilt Norden Bomb Sight, as supplied by one Cfrancisco. We consider this to have been a mark of great respect.

Yours,

Nigel Fotherington Snodgrass

[This message has been edited by Hein Kill (edited 10-18-1999).]


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Edwin Rommel
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posted 10-18-1999 07:38 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Himmler, Hess und Heidenrich,
Attorneys at martial law und kangaroo courts.

To:Messrs Snodgrass, Hump and Bubble
Attorneys at Law

Herren

At ze instruction of unser client, we would like to institute ze court order in favour of our client Edwin Rommel for the seizure of
a sample of DNA from any body part of ze late Hein Kill by our on-site Medical expert, one Joseph Mengele.

Such collection would not be interfered with in any way, und will be personnaly taken by Dr.Mengele, und remain under his eyes at all times.

Suitable arrangements for the pick-up of ze samples by U-boot has been made, und safe conduct of one Joseph Mengele and the U-boot would remain your responsibility.

Our client instructs us to tell you that he "ROFLHAO" at the idea that he might have Mark *ucked Herr Kill to death?!

By order

Heinrich
Himmler, Hess und Heidenrich,
Attorneys at martial law und kangaroo courts.

Note: Non-Compliance would institute a swift invasion by our Glorious Wehrmacht- Be warned.


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posted 10-18-1999 08:01 AM     Profile for Snodgr*ss Hump Bubble   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Dear Mr Rommel

In our own capacity, and with not a little affront, we wish to reply to your unorthodox subpoena in a similarly unorthodox but nonetheless, we hope, very British manner.

IN YOUR DREAMS FRITZ

And as for your threatened invasion, we suggest that you might first consider it necessary to destroy our glorious RAF, a feat which we suspect may prove beyond the abilities of even the 'mighty' German Luftwaffe...

*Sound of rasberries being blown*

Yours,

Nigel Fotherington-Snodgrass QC
Basil Upington-Hump DSO and bar
Wansley Filibuster-Bubble (Gin and Tonic Bartender)


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posted 10-18-1999 08:11 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Himmler, Hess und Heidenrich,
Attorneys at martial law und kangaroo courts.

To:Messrs Snodgrass, Hump and Bubble
Attorneys at Law

Herren

At ze instruction of unser client, Edwin Rommel, we subpoena one Nigel Fotherington-Snodgrass QC
Basil Upington-Hump DSO and bar
Wansley Filibuster-Bubble (Gin and Tonic Bartender) singly and colectively to appear before the magistrate in Hamburg at 11h45 two day's hence on the 20 OKt. to face charges of defamation and hampering ze conduct of ze due course of ze law.

Failure to comply would mean:
1. The aforesaid:
Nigel Fotherington-Snodgrass QC
Basil Upington-Hump DSO and bar
Wansley Filibuster-Bubble (Gin and Tonic Bartender) being moved to ze top of ze Abwehr hit-list
2. Seizure of all moveable and unmove-able assets of said:
Nigel Fotherington-Snodgrass QC
Basil Upington-Hump DSO and bar
Wansley Filibuster-Bubble (Gin and Tonic Bartender), und
3. Invasion of the Bristish Isles before May 1945.
Heinrich
Himmler, Hess und Heidenrich,
Attorneys at martial law und kangaroo courts.

Note: Non-Compliance has now instituted a swift invasion by our Glorious Wehrmacht- We vill fight du on ze beaches, ze streets, und ze bars, especially if du be Englander Soccer Supporters !

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 10-18-1999).]


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posted 10-18-1999 08:19 AM     Profile for Snodgr*ss Hump Bubble   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Herr Rommel
http://home.eunet.pt/~timoteo/gor.wav

with bells on!

Yours,

Snodgrass Hump Bubble, and the entire British Isles.


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posted 10-18-1999 08:27 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Herren Snodgrass Hump Bubble

Ich would prefer zat you speak through ze attornies- zat is proper- I do not have ze zoundgerät at my present location, but vill go und listen to deiner message at home! However- in anticipation to vhat I expect, an große "ob deiner" in ze meantime !

Danke!

E.R.

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 10-18-1999).]


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posted 10-18-1999 08:53 AM     Profile for Snodgr*ss Hump Bubble   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Please, Mr Rommel, allow us to transcribe said sound for you...

BBBBBLLLLLLAAAAAFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!

N.F.S


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posted 10-18-1999 10:26 AM     Profile for Enola Gay   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
They what? Hein Kill, Fifi, Bridgitte, all dead? It can't be true

Tell me it isn't so. Tell me they have just moved in with Elvis and Marilyn and Biggie Big and that we can set up a new forum using a weegie board...

Oh the questions. Biggest of all, why o why?

Enola Black-Armband-Not-So-Gay-Anymore.


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Chris392
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Good riddance I say. Who cares why? Flame away, I don't care, but I say all this Fifi, VonHess, Hein Kill, Rommel stuff is so inbred, with so many 'in' jokes, that you scare off any newbies from daring to interrupt with their straight, non stupid accent, questions about crashes and driver problems etc...ie the real helpful part of such forums.

I don't care why whoever it is has killed off Hein Kill and the rest. I can finally say to them, at last

THANKYOU!

Chris


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posted 10-18-1999 10:59 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Chris,

Tell me when anyone on this forum let our little idiosyncracies interfere with helping out someone in need of help with drivers or any other technical issues? ... so far from what ive seen we of the EAW forum are the most helpful of all those that can be found on combatsim.com and its because we love EAW so much that we want everyone who has a passion for WW2 flight sims to fully enjoy it.. so cut the BS and the whining cause from what ive seen of your posts you dont really know what the EAW community is all about and i feel for you because youre definitely missing out on a good thing.


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Well Chris, all I can say is, that when I started playing EAW, the people at this forum were more than helpful in pointing me at the add-ons and patches, and that Hein Kill, Fifi, and Bridgitte made me laugh until coffee came out of my nose. At work. Anyone who makes my working day pass any quicker is alright by me. Just a point of interest.
Goon a.k.a The Famous Eccles

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posted 10-18-1999 02:06 PM     Profile for Nashwan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
CFrancisco - Hear Hear (translation: I agree completely)


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posted 10-18-1999 03:33 PM     Profile for Opa   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Cfran: JAH! (Translation: Agree completely)

Chris: Arschl*ch. (Translation: *******)
You are almost scaring ME away from the forum!

------------------
Der Opa


[This message has been edited by Opa (edited 10-18-1999).]


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posted 10-18-1999 05:36 PM     Profile for VonBroam   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Is it possible that Mr. Chris has migrated here from another forum?? He displays an attitude that implies that deep down inside he wishes he could be like Hein Kill/FIFI/ETC... There is only one cure for this we must continue the entire saga as if Mr. Chris really likes it. and besides this forum has made some really daown days a little brighter... I mean crazier

VonBroam out


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posted 10-18-1999 05:36 PM     Profile for VonBroam   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Is it possible that Mr. Chris has migrated here from another forum?? He displays an attitude that implies that deep down inside he wishes he could be like Hein Kill/FIFI/ETC... There is only one cure for this we must continue the entire saga as if Mr. Chris really likes it. and besides this forum has made some really daown days a little brighter... I mean crazier

VonBroam out


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Is it possible that Mr. Chris has migrated here from another forum?? He displays an attitude that implies that deep down inside he wishes he could be like Hein Kill/FIFI/ETC... There is only one cure for this we must continue the entire saga as if Mr. Chris really likes it. and besides this forum has made some really daown days a little brighter... I mean crazier

VonBroam out


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posted 10-18-1999 05:37 PM     Profile for VonBroam   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Is it possible that Mr. Chris has migrated here from another forum?? He displays an attitude that implies that deep down inside he wishes he could be like Hein Kill/FIFI/ETC... There is only one cure for this we must continue the entire saga as if Mr. Chris really likes it. and besides this forum has made some really daown days a little brighter... I mean crazier

VonBroam out


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posted 10-18-1999 06:03 PM     Profile for von_M   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Damn it, Chris didn't include me in his list of people who's actions were
quote:
inbred
Now I understand what happened to Chris 1 through 391, Chris392 had to abandon those monikers because of the backlash of un-nice messages due to his intentional provocation of EAW fanatics. I in no way feel "scared off" by their (Fifi, CFran, Hein Kill, Opa, Rommel et al) hilarious antics.

von Manstein


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posted 10-19-1999 01:29 AM     Profile for Tobiwan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
To Chris:
Now now Chris. They are all mad. The Hienkill, and Bridgitte stuff is really silly. But hey, sometimes it's REALLY funny (like the two B707s with a Me262, I nearly pissed myself) and there not hurting anyone. Also this is probable the BEST and most helpfull forum out! And I've been to many. The only forum that came anyware close to this one what the old (1996) Jane's ATF board.

To everybody else:
With regard to the comment that Chris has migrated....I have your answer!!
HE IS FROM THE Air Warrior II board!!!!

Cheers.

"I never thought I could shoot down a german plane, but last year I proved myself wrong."
- Grandpa Simson (1997)


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posted 10-19-1999 02:07 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
(Edwin Rommel sitting in a little heap on the hospital bed- blanket over his head, all in a litle world of his own)- The bastard's really dead- I'll miss him, and I would have liked to breed with myself at this stage, but I have nothing left to "inbreed" with, and to Nigel Fotherington-Snodgrass QC
Basil Upington-Hump DSO and bar
Wansley Filibuster-Bubble (Gin and Tonic Bartender)- I listened to your friendly little message on ze zoundgerät at home, und I confirm my earlier response- "OB DEINER"- Let there be war !!

(A thoroughly depressed Rommel puts his head into the pillow and sobs- " No more jokes )


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Somewhere in Transalvania, a dark stormy night, a dark schloss, with lightning painting the walls from time to time. A small room in one of the turrets, we find:
Herr Professor Doktor Katzenjammer holding a skull with a very obvious bullet hole in the temple- " Alas poor Freund, I knew him well, pray that he still lived, and could us foretell-"
I would so have liked to consult you in this night- (How did YOU think that psychiatrists get their answers then? )
A flash, a ghostly light, a voice drifts through the damp air " Katze, buddy, did youze summon me?- another p*n*s deprivation syndrome?"
"Nein, nein " Katzenjammer replies" I have this Chris character to try und sort out, Oi vei (Oops!-)"quickly scans the room for hidden microphones and turns up the thunder and lightning effects machine to "full"- " Sorry- Herr Fruend, but vhat shall I do?"
The light glows brightly for a second, then sputters and fades " I'm stumped Brah- dese types just defies description, and canna be in any of the books I wrote- You will have to give me more time to figure him out- Rommel is easy- classical p*n*s deprivation syndrome, but Chris- I dunno ?"
A deeply distraught Katzenjammer gently place the skull back in the satin-lined box and leaves the room, turn off the lightning and thunder machine on his way out.
Outside he gets into his little Storch and after a bumpy take-off heads north west in the direction of Berlin.

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posted 10-19-1999 04:28 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Oh yeah, you are all SO helpful...careful you don't bruise yourselves with all the back patting...look at the facts:

Karnak post on changing the guns, 1 reply
bucky-s post on getting desktopped, 2
No609relent post- no replies
marjorlee new wing view - no replies
docpilot flight squadron - no replies
Hrb69 post on bombers, 6 but then he did use a stupid germglish accent

It's true I don't usually post myself but I am like a lot of people who are not confident enough with the sim to offer advice, or join in the 'witty repartee' and who I earnestly believe are being ignored here when we do post, as the facts show.

I just think you need a wake-up call is all and I don't do it just to provoke. Neither, will you see, do *I* get personal.

Chris


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Herr Chris (to the poor shivering little soul lying on the couch)

Would you feel better if all the nasty men on the EAW forum just go away and not bother you anymore, would you feel better if we all, us naughty kids say" 1. Karnak- change your guns like Stanley 99 said- a hundred times over (a conversation repeated a hundred times over becomes boring ?) 2. Bucky-s " Re-install and get back to us if it doesn't work" 3. Major Lee- "Well done, now we just need PAW 2, and we can really get into the spirit " 4. "Who is docpilot ?"5. Hrb 69 " Great- thanks for joining the fun"
How do you think poor Rommel feels that nobody responded to his "Ich smell a rat", or Sailor Malan on his "Catching them on the groung revisited" to name a few- or does this not upset you , hein?
I subscribe non-subscription to the forum Herr Chris- it will be the best for you I think- Freedom of speech is one thing, farting in public is something else altogether.
(Oi vey- there I go again- HE is suppose to be the one talking about HIS problem- No ME talking to HIM about HIS problem- sorry Freud !!- I vill get it right sometime !)
NURSE- Please call VonBroamVonBroamVonBroamVonBroamVonBroam zo that ve can discuss with zem their split multple personality problems !


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posted 10-19-1999 05:43 AM       Edit/Delete Post
>I subscribe non-subscription to the forum Herr Chris- it will be the best for you I think- Freedom of speech is one thing, farting in public is something else altogether.


Oh fine, very rational response. I give up. Completely. You'll be glad to know this is MY last post.

Chris


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posted 10-19-1999 05:45 AM       Edit/Delete Post
A premature ejection, I just checked the Sailor Malan post you cited yourself. What does he actually say?

"since I had no response to my post I decided to show some proof- what?- I would appreciate it if you chaps would follow Chris's advise and personally take notice of us chaps, otherwise we will not have the courage to post ot this forum- so there !"

I rest my bleeding case! But I am still outa here. You will not listen.

Chris


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posted 10-19-1999 06:23 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Chris,

Excuse my french but WHAT THE F*%*&(%&*%()%^ are you talking about!! i read sailor malans post and the replies were helpful.. OH geez its guys like you that make ME want to leave..


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(Oi vey- premature ejaculation- I think we are getting to ze "root" of ze problem now !!)

Chris- lighten up man !!


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Is there
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an echo
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in here?

(Trying to win the highest number of posts from Cfran)


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Nurse- Quickly- catch them Von Broam's - We need to give ze antidote quickly-
And please maintain ze necessary decorum in this thread- remember who we honour here- We've come to bury Hein Kill. Not to praise him !! -

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posted 10-19-1999 08:25 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
:p hehehe Von Broam NEVER!!! LOL
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posted 10-19-1999 08:35 AM     Profile for KrashnBurn   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
ahem ahem...

A ODE to an LUNATIC or Two

There once was a pilot named Kill
(He should have taken his pills)
With one gammy eye
His Heinkel he'd fly
Now Kill is a Boot on the Hill!

There once was a pilot named Fifi
Her French was a little bit iffy
And her buttons would pop
But her jokes would not stop
Now Fifi is chalk on the cliffy!

There once was a gunner named Bridgitte
Who loved to give Germans the digit
If she ran out of ammo
Her bra she would throw
Now Bridgitte flies formation with Gidget!

Krash


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