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Fifi Maraudiere
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posted 10-08-1999 08:29 AM     Profile for Fifi Maraudiere   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Oui! It is another Friday, and so time for a little levity again to 'elp us all get in the mood for the weekend.

Fifi wishes to offer the following joke which Bridgitte is currently telling everyone who will listen...she is 'opeless that girl:

Q. Why does an Englishman close his eyes when he has sex?

A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman disappointed !!

Q. Why does an French man close his eyes when he has sex ?

A. Because he doesn't like to see a woman enjoy herself !!!!

Ayez agréable un week-end mes amis!

Fifi

PS: Bridgitte 'as demanded that she receive 'er own web site, just like Fifi 'as ( http://members.xoom.com/heinkill/ for those 'oo have not visited). And as she pouts so terribly when she does not 'ave 'er way, I expect you will soon 'ear about it...


[This message has been edited by Fifi Maraudiere (edited 10-08-1999).]


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CFrancisco
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posted 10-08-1999 08:53 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
HEHEHE Fur mein favorite Allied Fliegers FiFi Und bridgette ... HAHAHA


The Difference Between Airplanes and Women:

An airplane will kill you quick . . .
a woman takes her time.
Airplanes like to do it inverted.
Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
An airplane does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
An airplane does not object to a preflight inspection.
Airplanes come with manuals.
Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly an airplane any time of the month.
Airplanes don't have parents.
Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your airplane both arrive at the same time.
Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane magazines.
If your airplane is too loose, you can tighten it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your airplane.


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Hun Hunter
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posted 10-08-1999 09:18 AM     Profile for Hun Hunter   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Mmm! Nice one Cfran!.

However, I feel the need to correct Fifi'f little joke:

Why does a Frenchman close his eyes whilst making lurrrve?

So he doesn't see the reaction on the French womans face to his garlic breath!

Touche! (from an Englishman!)

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Tally Ho!


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SDaly
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posted 10-08-1999 10:47 AM       Edit/Delete Post
Here you go, enjoy

A woman is having an affair on her husband. every time her lover comes over she hides her son in the bedroom closet. The lover comes over for his weekly visit and the wife puts her son in the closet. during the love making session the wife hears a car door open. She throws the lover into the closet with the boy.

The boy asks the man " Is it dark in here?"
the man replies "um..yes.yes it is."
"do you want to buy a baseball?" the boy asks, holding up a baseball.
"no, i don't" says the man
the boy being devious says" I think you do."
the man realizing his situation, gives in "ok, how much for the baseball"
"50 bucks!" says the boy.
"fifty bucks?!" as the man tries to keep his voice down.
again realizing his situation he is forced to buy the baseball.

The next week the lover comes over again. and again the wife hears a car door open. again she throws the amn into the closet with the boy.

"is it dark in here?" asks the boy
the man "yes it is."
"do you want to buy a glove?"
the man already kowing where this is leading "sure, how much?"
"50 bucks."
the man pays the boy,feeling like like he was robbed.

That night the father comes home and asks his son to go get his ball and glove so they can have a catch.
The boy tells his father that he sold his ball and glove. The father thinking his son swapped it for a piece of candy or a few toys asks " how much did you get for you glove and ball?"
"100 bucks dad."
The father is enraged, he can't believe he cheated some poor boy out of 100 bucks.
the father so angry with his son quickly takes his son to church to confess his sins.
the father throws his son into the confessional.
The little boy walks up to the screen and kneels. He looks around the booth.
"is it dark in here?"
"O' don'tyou start that crap in here!!!!"



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Stanley99
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posted 10-08-1999 05:46 PM     Profile for Stanley99     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
an add-on to Cfran's joke....

You don't need a lawyer if you want a new airplane...


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Aries_Rising
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posted 10-08-1999 07:07 PM     Profile for Aries_Rising   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
UAHAHAHAHA...oh, you guys (and gals) kill me.


Oh mon petite foufou...mon cheri! Teach me some more French, s'il vous plait!


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Hunedog
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posted 10-09-1999 04:22 AM     Profile for Hunedog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
One day Two 5 year old kids are playing in the sandbox and the little girl asks the little boy" Hey! Whats a *****?" To which the little boy said" Jeez! I dont know hmmm.. I'll ask my Dad when I get home." She said ok and left it at that. The boy went home and after dinner joined his Dad in the living room. "Hey Dad! Whats a *****?" Well Dad said Come on into the bathroom son and I'll show you." He then unzipped his fly and pulled out his ***** and said" Son! Now thats a ***** as a matter of fact it's a PERFECT *****!" The little boy thanked his father and went to bed. The next day the little boy was playing in the sand box when the little girl showed up."Hey! Did ya find out what a ***** is?" The boys said "Sure come on into the bushes and I'll show you" He then unzipped his fly pulled out his ***** and said" Now thats a ***** as a matter of fact if it was 2 inches shorter it would be a PERFECT *****!"
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Hunedog
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posted 10-09-1999 04:29 AM     Profile for Hunedog   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hey! What's with the censoring auto style? So much for that joke. The word in question rhymes with VENUS! DOH! What a ***** head I am.
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