A guy was sitting in an airplane when another guy took the seat beside him. The new guy was a wreck, pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey, pal, what's the matter? Afraid to fly?" said the first guy.
"No, it's worse than that. I've been transferred to Los Angeles, California," he answered nervously. "They've got race riots, drugs, corrupt cops, the highest crime rate in the country..."
"Hold on," said the first guy. "I've lived in L.A all my life, and it's not bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world."
The second guy stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh, thank God. I was worried to death! But if you live there and say it's ok, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?"
"Me?" said the first, "Oh nothing big, I'm just a tail gunner on a bread truck."
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"Its a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"
posted 01-23-2003 12:51 PM
posted 01-23-2003 03:00 PM
