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Topic: morbid joke
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cobraj
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Member # 459
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posted 01-29-2002 08:29 PM
A woman came to a funeral parlor to see her husband. "you did a good job", she said to the undertaker. "He looks just the way he's always looked, except for one thing. My husband always wore a brown suit, and you dressed him in a blue suit."" Thats no problem", said the undertaker, "we can easily change it" When the woman returned later her husband was in a brown suit. "now he looks just the way he always did," she said. "I know you went through alot of trouble". " It was no trouble", he said. "As it happened, there is a man here who was wearing a brown suit, and his widow felt that blue would be better. He is about your husband's size. So we gave him the blue one and your husband the brown one". "Even so," she said, "changing all that clothing was a big job." "Not really," said the undertaker. "All we did was exchange their heads." -------------------- "Remember..No man is a failure who has friends..."
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