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Topic: You know that you've joined a Redneck HMO if:

Donster
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Member # 196

posted 01-08-2002 07:13 AM

* The annual breast exam is conducted at Hooter's.
* Directions to the Dr's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".
* The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
* The only proctologist lists his address as Rotorooter.
* The Lone Star Bar and Grill is an approved pharmacy.
* Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
* Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".
* Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.
* The only 100% covered expense is embalming.

And the best one:

*Your Viagra prescription includes a popsicle stick and some duct tape.

Donster