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Topic: Flanker Babe of the Week 12-03-99
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mane_raptor
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posted 12-03-1999 03:21 PM
   
Here we see a picture of Margret Higginbottom of Kings Cross, Suffox. Ms Higgionbottom has just found out that Flanker 2.0 cannot be played on her computer. It seens that Ms. Higginbottm was tied of the bar scene and decided that in order to find a husband she need to learn how to play a "really cool game like Flanker". Her hopes now lie in ruin, all because she bought a 3dfx machine and as we know Flanker 2.0 does not support 3dfx. Let this be a lession... Women of the world, if you want to win a man's heart, have a machine that runs EAW. That way you will always be assured of a quality game and finding a quality man. This has been a public service announcement brought to you by this station for the good of all humanity. Thank you and good night.
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Check six & aim for the cockpit.
[This message has been edited by mane_raptor (edited 12-03-1999).]
Posts: 6145 | From: Maine USA, Proud Member of ELF (EAW Liberation Front) | Registered: Nov 1999 | IP: Logged
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Donster
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posted 12-08-1999 04:49 PM
FLASH! FLANKER BABE MARRIES!After a new hairdo and a change of underwear,( hey it is a special occasion!) the above Flanker Babe has found true love and tied the knot! Here is the happy couple at there reception. Hosted by the makers of FlankerII!  Mr. and Mrs. Limpone will make there home just outside Cherynobl.
Posts: 10794 | From: Cedar Rapids, Iowa USA | Registered: Sep 1999 | IP: Logged
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Mailman
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posted 04-30-2000 03:18 AM
Contrary to earlier statements by Donster the one on the left is him.earlier today he tried to play down accusations that the ugly one dressed in blue was him by saying "does he look like me??? Well does he?". A reporter was heard to say "Ummmm, well maybe its the same blue coat you have on sir but DANG....you be just as ugly in real life as you are in the photo!". Donster was contacted but all we got from him was "damned blue coat! I told my mama not to make me wear it to that fricken EAW convention with all those other spotty faced properller geeks. No, she wanted me to be a jet fighter, strap on 21,000lbs of ALF31 after burning power but I said no....I only need 1500hp so I can at least crash slowly. I tried to tell her that Biggles did NOT wear a blue coat!". In earlier events, its been leaked by his mother that all of the previous flanker babe pictures were in fact pictures of his previous net girlfriends.
Posts: 766 | From: Wellington, New Zealand | Registered: Sep 1999 | IP: Logged
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