A man with a bad stomach complaint sees his family doctor and asks what he can do.
The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted into the back passage.

The man agrees, although reluctantly. The doctor warns the man to expect some discomfort, and then asks him to bend over. The doctor then shoves the thing into his behind. The man experiences some minor discomfort but endures the pain.

Afterwards, the doctor hands the man a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours, using rubber gloves and some
KY-Jelly. Later that evening, the man tries to insert the second suppository. Sure enough, he can't reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and explains what she has to do.

The wife nods and puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him. She uses her free hand to shove the medicine home. The man suddenly screams in horror. "What's the matter?" asks his wife. "Did I hurt you?"
"No, but I just realized that the doctor had BOTH hands on my shoulders."

DOH!!!! Very harsh!! HAHAHAH

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Oberstleutnant K. von Hess
I/JG52 Gruppen Kommandeur

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God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.
Voltaire (1694-1778)

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God Bless America?:

Sooo...A little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when the little girl asked: "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?" The little boy replied -- "That's too old fashioned"..."spit out your gum, I want to play President!"

HEE HEE HEE!

Donster

3...one to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.

Now why did you have to make my soda come out of my nose like that????