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Topic: Bilko Digs Out - Gardening?
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Pharaoh
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Member # 1123
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posted 02-23-2000 11:40 AM
   
The following is a recent photo of Bilko performing a "honey do" while working in the back garden with the aid of a few neighbors. By the way Bilko, hope you haven't drank too much tea before this job; not a time for shakey hands. 
A bit of a sticky wicket, wot?
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"A mind is like a parachute; it only functions when it is open." Sir Lewis Dewar One step further, "I may not agree with what you say but will fight to the death for your right to say it"
Posts: 2180 | From: Harrison, AR,USA | Registered: Nov 1999 | IP: Logged
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Rodger Bilko
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Member # 2170
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posted 02-23-2000 01:11 PM
Bilko was sat in the garden admiring his latest piece of gardening mastery, which consisted of red roses blooming to perfection. His plan was near complete, Mrs Bilko would soon be home and the rose garden looked every bit as perfect, that Mrs Bilko would succumb to his manly charms.
He started to daydream about the times the marriage was a happy one and how the love they had together was oh so perfect and how they used to make love in the garden, in front of the neighbours.
The silence was shattered like a...shattery thing shattering into shatters. It was actually more like a thud but thats not the point, a more serious issue was at hand. There was a UXB in his friends garden next door.Slappington had been living as Bilko's neighbour for 10 years now and they enlisted together as well as flew together. So right away, Bilko and Slappington were in the garden with their shovels.
"No rotten jerry will bomb us out of our houses Slappers old chap", "no Bilkers old bean, they won't".... To be continued when I have got the kids put to bed. ------------------
Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from my wife or I'll kill ya.
Posts: 6836 | From: Belfast. Northern Ireland. UK | Registered: Jan 2000 | IP: Logged
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Edwin Rommel
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Member # 357
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posted 02-26-2000 03:28 AM
O.K.-Ze U-boat zhat ist taking me to ze Jersey Islands ist leaving now- Cheers Blinko- next time Ich come zhis vay Ich come to Ireland- to meet you- und to talk to Mrs. Blinko  Keep well you sod! E.R. Ps. Kick Lucky for me!
Posts: 4399 | From: Dusty Oasis, Nord Afrika | Registered: Sep 1999 | IP: Logged
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