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MadWallaby
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Member # 1043

posted 11-24-1999 03:55 PM

You have an Fw-190 A4 up on blocks in your back yard.

You use the buckles of your parachute harness to open beer.

You end your Germglisch phrases with, "I reckon." Jaeger! Vector drie-null-null... I reckon!

Your sideburns get caught in the straps of your oxygen mask.

You have a gun rack in the back of your Me-109.

Posts: 139 | From: Brisbane, Queensland, Australia | Registered: Nov 1999 | IP: Logged

Kilroy
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Member # 929

posted 11-24-1999 05:01 PM

Your computer desk is made from
4 milkcrates and the front door of your House.

Posts: 15 | From: unknown | Registered: Nov 1999 | IP: Logged

mane_raptor
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Member # 845

posted 11-24-1999 05:43 PM

Instead of an exploded tire on the front lawn, its an exploded 109!

You and your sister fly the same plane.

There's a piece of straw hanging out of the engine nacelle.

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Check six & aim for the cockpit.

Posts: 6145 | From: Maine USA, Proud Member of ELF (EAW Liberation Front) | Registered: Nov 1999 | IP: Logged

ButcherBird13
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Member # 270

posted 11-24-1999 05:47 PM

If the DELL "REPRO MAN" has you on his Christmas list....

Posts: 292 | From: Holland Western Front | Registered: Sep 1999 | IP: Logged

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