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Author Topic: Das Englisher zu Deutschen wordenexplianer fur ze jagdflieger:
VonGunn
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posted 09-28-1999 06:09 PM     Profile for VonGunn     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Canopy: das glasenbullsaugen fur das fiendlich

Windscreen wiper: Das flippenflappenmuckenschpreader

Control Stick: Die rollenundpitchenmekkenpuckenschitck

Propeller: Das groundencrewheadenchopper

Engine: Das lowdenroarenkoffundschpitter fur das groundencrewheadenchopper

Wing: Die flattenthingenpickenupen

Guns: Das jammenwhenneedenmosten

tail: Der breakenundcrashenmekker

Brakes: der edbangeronvinschreen onnosenputter

Cockpit: Die fliegertrappenschiessenpot

Parachute: Der plumetentoearthen nostoppenquicker

Tail gunner: Die nokeepenplaneroffbackenflieger

Nein??

VonGunn

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VonBroam
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posted 09-28-1999 07:28 PM     Profile for VonBroam   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Ah.. I see that we have found the informant. Inform the GESTAPO that we have found the explanation for all of the German Speaking Allied pilots we have been finding entangled in Pine trees by their Der plumetentoearthen nostoppenquicker.

VonBroam out

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CFrancisco
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posted 09-28-1999 11:01 PM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
ROLF!!

das ist
rollingonderflorenlaughingmysarsenoffen!!! zee vhy ve make it short.. LOL

SHULTZ!!! vo ist mein LUGER!!

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Edwin Rommel
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posted 09-29-1999 01:25 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Herr Von Gunn

Zat ist so gut!!!- I immediately told zis story to meiner flattenthingenpickenupenman und he vent into an uncontrolable breakenundchrashenmekker fastroundandroundfliegen way of fliegen because he was rollingonderflorenlaughingmyarsenoffen in his fliegertrappenschiessenpot-

Zo sorry General Goering- I lost another flattenthingenpickenupenman- but zis is because it takes so long to warn zem over ze voicetransmitzystemzatneverwork

Exellent Herr von Gunn- keep up ze gut vork- I hope ve do not upset ze Gentleman zat vas going to teach us ze gut Deutsch

E.R.

[This message has been edited by Edwin Rommel (edited 09-29-1999).]

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VonGunn
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posted 09-29-1999 10:38 AM     Profile for VonGunn     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
du like?....nein?, kannon du imagine vat the Fuselage vould be kalled.

Und vhy ist it everytime Ich posten zomthing like zis Herr VonHess ist calling fur his Luger......me thinks he is likeing me nicht, und now mich haben der Gestapo after me zoo.....ACH Himmel.....vat to do....vat to do.....

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CFrancisco
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posted 09-29-1999 11:06 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
VonGunn,

Check out the JG52 page and go to messages... i think you'll like what you see =)

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VonGunn
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posted 09-29-1999 11:38 AM     Profile for VonGunn     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Thanks Guys.
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Thor
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posted 09-29-1999 11:41 AM     Profile for Thor   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
You´re wellcome Oblt Vongunn.
But don´t try to say this hilarious things while we are flying or my 109 will talk to the fishes of the kanal because the flieger is out of control. In this case, you will be send to Martial Court or I will use the Vonhess´ Luger on you. LOL
Senta a pua.. then Hail Victory !!!
JG52_Thor
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CFrancisco
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posted 09-29-1999 11:41 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Tonight you'll have to re-register for the zone adding JG52 to your moniker .. i think like JG52_VonGunn or something like that... see ya tonight YOUR buying the virtual schnapps .. HAHAHAHA
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VonGunn
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posted 09-29-1999 12:07 PM     Profile for VonGunn     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
No vorries Oblt Thor. Combat radio chatter on ze voicetransmitzysystemzatneverworken will be strickty business.

Ja! Ich guess zat ist mein dutie as de newest member zu Der Geschwader....Ja drinks und schnapps ist on mich!

btw Herr Thor ist only Ltn. Ich haben shooten down planes in flames und all that jazz before ich haben Eine promotion

Ltn.JG52_VonGunn

[This message has been edited by VonGunn (edited 09-29-1999).]

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