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Topic: A little test for all of you.........
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Canuck
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posted 02-06-2003 01:07 PM
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. . . . . . 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? . .
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator"?(Wrong Answer) . . . . . . Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. . . . . . . 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? . . . . Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. . . . . . . . . . OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. . . . . . 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? . . . . Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. . . . . According to Taylor Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old. -------------------- Canuck 'SINE MENS, SINE DOLOR' 3430 posts before that dark day!!! "Ain't nothin in this world for free.......except oxygen.....and even that is wasted on some!!"
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