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Canuck
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posted 02-06-2003 01:07 PM     Profile for Canuck     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close
the door.


This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the
refrigerator"?(Wrong Answer)
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Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the
repercussions of your previous actions.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend
except one. Which animal does not attend?
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Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just
put him in there. This tests your memory.
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OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you
still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
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4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How
do you manage it?
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Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
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According to Taylor Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

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Canuck

'SINE MENS, SINE DOLOR'

3430 posts before that dark day!!!
"Ain't nothin in this world for free.......except oxygen.....and even that is wasted on some!!"


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Stag
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posted 02-06-2003 01:40 PM     Profile for Stag     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

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Donster
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posted 02-06-2003 01:58 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

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"Its a dog eat dog world out there, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear!"


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JClark_1
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posted 02-06-2003 06:12 PM     Profile for JClark_1     Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Yah, reminds me of a General Manager or two....

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Byron Audler,
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