"Our orders are to secure all firearms, sharp objects and shoe laces." said General Cliff Walkov. "The people up here have never seen anything like this. They may break. We don't want a cold-weather Jonestown."

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Originally posted by Bismarck:
Following yesterday's Packer at-home playoff loss, units of the Wisconsin National Guard have been ordered into the Green Bay area.

"Our orders are to secure all firearms, sharp objects and shoe laces." said General Cliff Walkov. "The people up here have never seen anything like this. They may break. We don't want a cold-weather Jonestown."

A dawn-to-dusk curfew on tailgate parties has been imposed.

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Donster awakens from his drunken stupor...

Sheist! You mean it wasn't just a bad dream?

Donster grabs another bottle of Jack Daniels and procedes to guzzle away his pain....

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