The Thirteen Worst Ways To Start A Conversation With Your Parents:

13. I'm glad you guys are so open minded because...

12. I know you don't usually like tattoos, but...

11. You know, you'd make great grandparents.

10. The important thing is, no one was hurt.

9. Has the school called yet?

8. Do you still have full coverage on the car?

7. Now don't over react like the other parents did...

6. First of all, I was an innocent bystander...

5. Before you ask, No I wasn't drunk.

4. How quickly can you liquidate your retirement plan?

3. Do you think it's possible to get high from second-hand smoke?

2. You can't believe everything that the neighbors say.

And the #1 bad way to start a conversation with your parents?

1. I love you. I really, really love you.

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