1) U just unloaded into a Zero..his engine's on fire, he's lost a wing..and headed into the drink...but ur wingman, Brent Seltzer comes up and puts 2 bullets into him so he blows up and says "Chalk one up for me!"...SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

2) U just hit X to accelerate to the next action area, u head North like the waypoint indicator says...and ur Wingman says..."I think we should head North sir!!!!"....7980 times, ....all the way to the next waypoint, 78 miles away, even tho u are indeed headed North.."SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!!"

3) U and ur Spritely wingmen just killed 12 enemy planes and cleared out the entire quad and ur wingman says.."Looks like its all clear sir" tho your wingman is still spraying his apparently unending supply of .50 cal bullets at phantom enemies...even hitting ur plane once cuz u wandered into his path...."SHUT THE F*** UP!"

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"We're not retreating. Hell, we're just attacking in a different direction!"
GEN. OLIVER P. SMITH, USMC

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You are what you do when it counts.

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"We're not retreating. Hell, we're just attacking in a different direction!"
GEN. OLIVER P. SMITH, USMC

I dont think I have laughed this hard at such a short thread! I have had all of the above happen to me also but unfortunately Im not laughing when it happens.

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