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Waynio
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posted 06-15-2000 08:49 PM     Profile for Waynio   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
What do you say at a time like this? "Oops" just doesn't cut it.



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Zhukov
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posted 06-15-2000 08:53 PM     Profile for Zhukov   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
This is not a good time to punch the eject button...


Zhukov

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"Veni, vidi, vici, baby."


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Donster
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posted 06-15-2000 09:04 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Schultzie: Sheist! I skrewwed up zat landink Herr Rommel! Und du yu tink I needz zee glazzez?

Rommel: Letz tezt you now! How many fingerz am I holdink up, Sheist fur brainz!

Donster


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kjuice
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posted 06-15-2000 09:06 PM     Profile for kjuice   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
but i was told i handles better with the wheels up !!
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Sulla
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posted 06-15-2000 09:07 PM     Profile for Sulla   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
In a muffled voice:

"excuse me mister gofer...SOMEBODY GET THIS OFF OF ME"


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markgos
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posted 06-15-2000 09:33 PM     Profile for markgos   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Pilot to ground crew chief


"I told you the artificial horizon was on the Fritz!!!"

Gos


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BadJohnny
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posted 06-15-2000 09:36 PM     Profile for BadJohnny   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
AAA.....AAAAA.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOOOOOO!!!
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matttm
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posted 06-15-2000 09:37 PM     Profile for matttm   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Bilko turns to his Crew Chief:

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing!"

Bilko limps away...

Matt.


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Rjel
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posted 06-15-2000 09:57 PM     Profile for Rjel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
This airplane is "ON THE Fritz." Sorry, that may be P.I.
Best regards,
rjel

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Waynio
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posted 06-15-2000 10:00 PM     Profile for Waynio   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"It all happened zo schnell! I schwear zu Gott, there vere Sheep auf der runvay! Nein, Herr Major, I vas nicht drunk! I had only ein bier..."

"Und exactly how big vas zis bier?"

"Uhh... just ein liter, I think... und I had pretzels, too..."


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Shatterer of Worlds
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posted 06-15-2000 10:43 PM     Profile for Shatterer of Worlds   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Definitely dead...

With its legs straight up like that it is obvious that rigor mortis has set in.

-prognosis from Dr. SoW

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Klaatu Barada Nikto


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mane_raptor
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posted 06-15-2000 10:44 PM     Profile for mane_raptor   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Note the two guys in the background of the photo;

"Und zis is zhow ve change ze tyres."

"Ja? Zhen how vou getz it back up?"

"Ah, Now vu zee za problem."

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Check six & aim for the cockpit.

[This message has been edited by mane_raptor (edited 06-15-2000).]


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Waynio
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posted 06-15-2000 11:47 PM     Profile for Waynio   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Ah vell, at least I didn't break ze landing gear zis time."

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posted 06-16-2000 01:09 AM     Profile for lloop9   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Ahhh..... Finally able to get that sun-tan on my belly..."

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Travel at the speed of Light!


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SuperGroove
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posted 06-16-2000 02:09 AM     Profile for SuperGroove   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"HA HA...I zee you ver Zhow boatin for ze ladies, again, ah? Haha...nevermindz zat...clean up zis mess...Hitler vill have mein ass ven he sees how good ze rest of the Luftwaffe really is"

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JG5_Jerry
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posted 06-16-2000 02:19 AM     Profile for JG5_Jerry   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
'I meant to do that...'

or:

'Is this what you mean by a negative-G manouevre??'

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C/O, Jagdgeschwader 5 'Eismeer'

http://www.madasafish.com/jerry/jg5


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Majesty5
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posted 06-16-2000 02:28 AM     Profile for Majesty5   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
1. "I'm OK, I'm fine, nobody panic now! Really, everything's under control! It's not as bad as it looks... He-Hello? Hellooooo? Anyone there?... Oh, great. They're going to come back and find me like this, and I'll look really stupid."

2. "Uncle Hermann promises not to get mad, but you have to tell him who broke his fighter plane!"

3. "I'm sorry, Herr Kommandeur, but it was just getting so old, and it was sick, and... and it was suffering, it was so very sad... We had to shoot it. It's better this way... *sniff* "


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Rodger Bilko
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posted 06-16-2000 04:01 AM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Hey Matttm, you DO know me!

It's rommel alright. Thats where he spent most the time when flying online last weekend

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Bilko's HQ

Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK


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JWC
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posted 06-16-2000 04:21 AM     Profile for JWC     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
I like that one, Majesty 5: "It's not as bad as it looks..."
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cobraj
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posted 06-16-2000 04:58 AM     Profile for cobraj   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Looks like "Wrong way Weiss" tried to land without the instuctor again.
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Edwin Rommel
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posted 06-16-2000 05:06 AM     Profile for Edwin Rommel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
RIGHT- Vhoz been buggering around mit mein Artificial Horizon again- UND VHOT ISZT ZHIS SCHTICK DOING UNDER ZE RUDDER PEDALS????- BILKO!!- VE VILL MEET AGAIN!!
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JG5_Jerry
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posted 06-16-2000 05:10 AM     Profile for JG5_Jerry   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
1st bloke to 2nd bloke: 'I'd like to complain about this 'ere Emil that I bought in this very shop not half an hour ago'
2nd bloke: 'Oh yeah, what's wrong with it?'
1st bloke:' What's wrong with it? I tell you what's wrong with it - it's dead, that's what's wrong with it.'
2nd bloke: 'No it's not, it's sleeping. Loves kippin' on it's back does the Messerchmidt. Lovely paintscheme...'

etc., etc..

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C/O, Jagdgeschwader 5 'Eismeer'

http://www.madasafish.com/jerry/jg5


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CFrancisco
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posted 06-16-2000 05:52 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"ACH! I shouldve stayed in bed"

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Oberst K. von Hess
I/JG52 Gruppen Kommandeur

quote:
"Strategy is the art of making use of time and space. I am less concerned about the latter than the former. Space we can recover, lost time never."
Napoleon Bonaparte


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Kerr Plunk
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posted 06-16-2000 06:09 AM     Profile for Kerr Plunk   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Achem! Excuse me herr Rommel, but may ve see your flight school diploma?? Ah yes, I see it vas written on erasable bond paper. Here, let me make a correction to it. Danke.
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thommo
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posted 06-16-2000 06:41 AM     Profile for thommo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"It was like that when I got here..."

Or

"If I don't mention it, perhaps they won't notice"

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Tally Ho

Thommo


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PCB
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posted 06-16-2000 09:03 AM     Profile for PCB     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Ich hab schon immer besser auf dem Rücken geschlafen."
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Ogdensnutgone
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posted 06-16-2000 01:12 PM     Profile for Ogdensnutgone   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"there's somefing veeeewy swewy going on awound here" huh huh huh!
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Whizkid
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posted 06-17-2000 12:54 AM     Profile for Whizkid     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
1st Park Ranger..."Typical of the type we get now,ignores the "Keep off the Grass" sign!" 2nd Park Ranger..."Yes,well what can you expect,he probably rented the damn thing!"
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Lab_Rat
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posted 06-17-2000 12:57 AM     Profile for Lab_Rat   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Owner's manual? What owner's manual?"

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Check Six and aim for the Cheese


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Waynio
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posted 06-17-2000 01:15 AM     Profile for Waynio   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Nein, Otto, ve vill leave you in zhere a while so you kann think about it."
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stag

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posted 06-17-2000 03:43 AM     Profile for stag     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
WHERE did you say you got that fly spray?
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stag

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posted 06-17-2000 03:45 AM     Profile for stag     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Good boy! Now, sit up and beg!
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stag

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posted 06-17-2000 03:47 AM     Profile for stag     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
Finally, "I think it wants its tummy tickling."
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Grendel
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posted 06-17-2000 08:16 AM     Profile for Grendel   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Holy SHITT, those brakes are touchy!"
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mane_raptor
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posted 06-17-2000 10:06 AM     Profile for mane_raptor   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
It's gotta be the puppy chow!!

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Check six & aim for the cockpit.


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posted 06-17-2000 05:23 PM     Profile for NJG88_Greywolf   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
NEIN Dumkoff!!!, das flappers und das vheels ist down as you approach mein airfielder.

[This message has been edited by NJG88_Greywolf (edited 06-17-2000).]


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JPI
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posted 06-17-2000 08:19 PM     Profile for JPI   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
OH MY GOD !!!!

THEY KILLED KENNY !!!!!

YOU BASTARDS !!!!!


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No457_C_Rogered
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posted 06-18-2000 05:39 AM     Profile for No457_C_Rogered   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
"Tree...What tree...I can't see no tree"
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Pierre@
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posted 06-18-2000 06:11 AM     Profile for Pierre@   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
the true caption (not so funny):
"crashlanding on a field near Karlstad, Sweden, on 10/24/1940; Unteroffizier Fröba of 4./JG77 survived.
Notice the oversized intrados balkenkreuz."

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Stanley99
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posted 06-18-2000 08:29 AM     Profile for Stanley99     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post
I like Greywolf's caption best!


Stan

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Every man dies, not every man really lives.


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