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Major Tom
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posted 05-25-2000 11:38 PM
That's the NTSB air crash clean up tape talking. If you ever get a chance to see one of those, don't. You cant unsee **** like that.Me and a guy jointly came up with that saying. I said, "there is to much apathy in this world", he replied, "but who cares?" Rosco has a cool one, "And for those who don't like it, eat a gun!" And of course the one that congress should require on all 'now entering (insert hick/redneck state here)' signs. "A mind is like a parashute, it only functions correctly when open."
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Big Stick
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posted 05-27-2000 04:15 AM
I know it's fiction, but I always liked this one..."Elementary, my dear Watson..." ... meaning: I'm smart and you are stupid as a brick.  BTW, I use it at work from time to time. Not because I'm smart but because I really like the quote. [This message has been edited by Big Stick (edited 05-27-2000).]
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Tathlum
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posted 05-27-2000 09:36 AM
One of my favorite quotes of all time, and it speaks volumes about the American Attitude. "I know not what course other men may take, as for me give me LIBERTY or give me DEATH!" When you really think about the (Kahunas) it took to have the courage to stand up and say such a thing. The rest of the world can say whay they might, when pushed, all Americans have a little Patcrick Henry in us. This is not a goad to a flame war, just what I think, so put your egos away for a moment. A man who in my mind has the biggest "set" I can think of in history- Churchill "We shall go on to the end, we shall fight on the grounds, we shall fight on the seas and oceans. We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air! We shall defend our island what ever the cost may be. We shal fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the feilds and in the street, we shall fight in the hills. WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER!" It sends chills up my spine, everytime I hear Winnie, make his famos speech. If there has ever been 30 seconds of time that brought more human resolve than this- I am at a loss to think what it would be. During the rest of the war, the Brit war cry was "Never Surrender". With that being said all that is left is of course..... "NEVER SURRENDER!" [This message has been edited by Tathlum (edited 05-27-2000).]
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SkoolD
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posted 05-27-2000 03:06 PM
A take off of the Grass is Greener that I made up:What some consider a blessing, I consider a Curse. Tim
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Johnny_Stew
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posted 05-28-2000 07:54 AM
Here's a favorite quote of mine, spoken by former Secretary of State Dean Rusk to Nikita Khrushchev.In regards to American concerns that the Soviets would try to take West Berlin during the 1961-63 period, Khrushchev asked "Why should I believe that you Americans would fight a nuclear war over Berlin?" Rusk stared back at Khrushchev, and replied "Mr. Chairman, you will have to take into account the possibility that we Americans are just goddamn fools." They glared at one another, unblinking, then Khrushchev changed the subject and gave Rusk three gold watches to take home to his children. This episode is documented in 'The Kennedy Tapes:Inside the White House During the Cuban Missle Crisis.' There's other nice quotes in it besides the one above, particularly Adlai Stevenson challenging Soviet Ambassador Zorin to state plainly whether there were nuclear missiles in Cuba or not. When Zorin stated that Stevenson would have to wait for his answer, Stevenson declared "I am prepared to wait for my answer until hell freezes over." President Kennedy, watching the confrontation, commented: "Terrific."
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Tathlum
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posted 05-28-2000 03:14 PM
Actually Tony it was'nt Betsy Braddock it was Lady Astor Churchill's famos "I'd drink it" quote was refering to. And you are from England too, LOL. You should be ashamed an American knows your history better than you.Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee." Winston: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it." This exchange is contributed by Winston's good friend F.E. Smith, but in Consuelo Vanderbilt Balsan's The Glitter and the Gold she writes that the exchange occurred at Blenheim when her son was host. See also the American edition of Martin Gilbert's In Search of Churchill (not in the British edition). In Nancy: The Life of Lady Astor, Christopher Sykes confirms Consuelo Balsan's account. "It sounds like an invention but is well authenticated. [Churchill] and the Astors were staying with Churchill's cousin, the Duke of Marlborough, at Blenheim Palace. Nancy and Churchill argued ferociously throughout the weekend." Apologies if I seem a bit retentive, as a history major I can't help myself.
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Billzilla
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posted 06-01-2000 06:27 AM
A couple that I've used -- Dum volvo, video disco (Latin for ,"stop turn, look learn") - Em tasol, wantok (PNG speak for "that's all, friend") - "Yes I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid *enough?*" And from another - - "Without icecream there would be darkness and chaos."
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AndyC
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posted 06-05-2000 12:18 AM
quote: Originally posted by Envelope: In that vein:"You are paranoid only if they are not out to get you."
I think it is meant to read "Just because you are paranoid it doesnt mean they are not out to get you!" :-) Or another one I heard recently "a pessimist is just an optimist with expererience" AndyC [This message has been edited by AndyC (edited 06-05-2000).]
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Sparrow
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posted 06-05-2000 09:24 PM
Um, tony draper, I'm rather curious about this. I don't know if one of us is misquoting Churchill, but here's what I thought that quote was: Woman: "Mr. Churchill, you are drunk." Churchill: And you, Madam, are ugly, but I shall be sober in the morning." I've always loved this one. Maybe one or both of us is wrong, or maybe there were two seperate incidents.
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Abrams
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posted 06-06-2000 08:32 PM
Here's a few I have listed in my ICQ 'info about me' section. The first one is funny if you know some things about computers."It said 'requires Windows 9x or Better', so it should run Linuex right??" Anon "Some people take part in history...others just talk or write about it." "Some people make things happen, others watch things happen, and some just wonder what happened." Andy Bush
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Abrams
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posted 06-06-2000 08:34 PM
Here's a few I have listed in my ICQ 'info about me' section. The first one is funny if you know some things about computers."It said 'requires Windows 9x or Better', so it should run Linuex right??" Anon "Some people take part in history...others just talk or write about it." "Some people make things happen, others watch things happen, and some just wonder what happened." Andy Bush P.S.
Not sure if the last two are said by AB, but I found him saying in quote form, so I'm assuming he said it.
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icebrain
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posted 06-07-2000 07:55 PM
"Some people are only alive because its illegal to kill them.""The 2nd amendment makes all the others possible." "Money may not buy you happiness but it sure brings the price of being miserable down to reason." "How is common sense still common if it's so hard to find?" "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups (like Congress)." "In Korea, the public didn't know what we were fighting for. I knew what I was fighting for. I was fighting to save my ***. When you get out there, you'll be fighting to save your ***." By Korean War veteran sergeant to new privates. Not sure if it's right, but I think that's how it goes. "Nuts!" "I can attack with 3 divisions in 48 hours." Or was it 2? I don't remember... "Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed." "Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, concieved in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether this nation, or any nation so concieved and so dedicated, can long endure." And I forget a lot after this... "That's one small step for man... one giant leap for mankind." "I drank a lot of tea in the meetings, and I was probably in the bathroom." Al Gore when questioned about a meeting, in which illegal methods of raising hard money were discussed. "Your job is not to die for your country... your job is to make the other poor bastard die for his!" "I have only begun to fight!" "That bomb will not go off, and I speak as an expert on explosives" "Luke... I am your father." "Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you." "That which does not kill me just postpones the inevitable." "A liberal is a conservative who has gone to prison." "If you're 20 and not a liberal, you have no heart. If you're 40 and not a conservative, you have no BRAIN." "And we'll click on print.... whoah... whoops." Bill Gates demonstrating Win95 for the first time. "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
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