Alright, so this is what to do for your German unit websites...The units are no longer German but Germlish.
They don't fight for the Third Reich, but for the Three Hundred and Thirty Third Reich. Cumulatively, these Germlish Reichs have dominated the planet Schnozz for 1000 years (as you can see, this works out to about 3.333 years (rounding off) per Reich...falling far short of Hitler's 'Thousand Year Reich').
As I mentioned, they are based on the planet Schnozz, which a la Star Trek's 'Patterns of Force' episode have built their military units based on the databanks found on a derelict spaceship from Earth (the databanks, of course, containing copies of 'Kelly's Heroes', 'The Dirty Dozen', 'Cross of Iron', and every 'Hogan's Heroes' episode ever made...).
The airplanes and tanks don't actually shoot real ammo that could actually hurt people, but they shoot a substance native to the Planet Schnozz called 'Nerfanium'...but the 88mm Nerf gun is still something to be reckoned with.
Leaders will henceforth be referred to not as 'Field Marhsalls' but 'Field Marhsmallows'.
There is no 'Fuhrer'...just a laid back dude in comfy shoes that once in a while likes to invite himself into neighboring countries to organize impromptu Nerfanium parties.
So..think this'll fly? 
Zhukov
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"However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results." -- Winston Churchill
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