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Donster
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posted 12-29-2000 10:16 AM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

MEIN GOTT!Look at her grab that SCHTICK!

Herr Donster

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Donster
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posted 12-29-2000 10:19 AM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

HIMMEL! She haz to hoze down Herr Von Hess!

Herr Donster

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CFrancisco
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posted 12-29-2000 10:24 AM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
MEIN GOTT! NICHT HER!

I zhought ICH Killed her! AAAACCHHHHHH!!!

SCOTT! oops i mean SCHUTLZ!

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Oberst K. von Hess
I/JG52 Gruppen Kommandeur

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"Mit Gott Für Koenig und Vaterland"
Prussian Imperial Motto


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Donster
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posted 12-29-2000 10:40 AM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

Frau Farbissina in a zeductive poze. She vill zoon be makink zhe "Schtuka" zoundz
vith Herr Von Hess in ze bedzroom! (gack)

Herr Donster

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King Rat
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posted 12-29-2000 11:13 AM     Profile for King Rat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Frau Farb coos,

"Hessilein, lass uns bumpsen...."


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AirHunter
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posted 12-29-2000 11:19 AM     Profile for AirHunter   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Donster, you may have found the perfect women for von Hess! But can she read military time?

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"Find your enemy and shoot him down - everything else is unimportant"


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TRON
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posted 12-29-2000 11:28 AM     Profile for TRON   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
No, no STOP it you greasy indians!!!!

It is my long lost grandma, we have been searching for her for years! I should have known that you forced her to be part of a secret American rocket-project, just like you did with Einstein and W.Braun!!!

Grandma I miss you, COME BACK!!!

Your relative
TRON


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King Rat
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posted 12-29-2000 11:36 AM     Profile for King Rat     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
TRON, from your information that would mean Mini-Me is your father.
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Canuck
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posted 12-29-2000 11:38 AM     Profile for Canuck     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
MMUUWWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!

That is too funny.......yes I see it now........

**Cfran, come to bed now and make wild monkey love to me!!!!!!!!**


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Major Canuck
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'SINE MENS, SINE DOLOR'


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TRON
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posted 12-29-2000 11:55 AM     Profile for TRON   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
King Rat!

There has been many speculations about the nature/gender/species/outfit of my father, BUT : What is Mini-ME????

After finding my grandma, I am prepared for the WORST.

Shivering
TRON


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Canuck
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posted 12-29-2000 12:01 PM     Profile for Canuck     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Tron.......this be Mini-me


BBUUWWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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Major Canuck
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'SINE MENS, SINE DOLOR'


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TRON
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posted 12-29-2000 12:10 PM     Profile for TRON   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
At least he has got a kind of superior impression on his face....

Helllo? Is there anybody out there? Why is everything so dark suddenly? I mean...BAAAAAAARRRRRRF....

desillousoned

TRON


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TRON
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posted 12-29-2000 12:14 PM     Profile for TRON   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
At least he has got a kind of superior impression on his face....

Helllo? Is there anybody out there? Why is everything so dark suddenly? I mean...BAAAAAAARRRRRRF....

desillousoned

TRON


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Donster
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posted 01-02-2001 01:05 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

Frau "Stuka" Farbissina makink zee "Hotz Monkey Luv" to Herr Von Hess!


Herr Donster

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Donster
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posted 01-02-2001 01:08 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

A very early foto of Herr Von Hess und Frau before zee var! Zhank God zee plaztik
surgeon vas able to fix Hess's face after zhis pikture vos taken!

Herr Donster

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CFrancisco
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posted 01-02-2001 01:08 PM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
ACH!! NEIN NEIN! I vill nicht zubmit! to zhat ! AAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Oberst K. von Hess
I/JG52 Gruppen Kommandeur

quote:
"Mit Gott Für Koenig und Vaterland"
Prussian Imperial Motto


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Donster
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posted 01-02-2001 01:11 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

Vhen zee Frau speakz, Herr Von Hess listenz!


Herr Donster

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Donster
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posted 01-02-2001 01:14 PM     Profile for Donster   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

Himmel! Run for your livez! Frau iz about to ztrip ofen her klothes und play
Von Hess's vavorite game, "Dive, Stuka, Dive!"


Herr Donster

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CFrancisco
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posted 01-02-2001 01:36 PM     Profile for CFrancisco   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
hhhmmm zhe ist looking zomevhat more zexy now.. ACH! VHAT AM ICH ZAYING!!! NEIN NEIN NEIN! Ich vill nicht fall fur it!

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Oberst K. von Hess
I/JG52 Gruppen Kommandeur

quote:
"Mit Gott Für Koenig und Vaterland"
Prussian Imperial Motto


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