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Rodger Bilko
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posted 10-05-2000 06:27 AM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
As I have a new one, I thought I'd get rid of my old teapot. Still in very good condition, clean and makes a dammn good cuppa.

Open to offers

Enquiries at the EAW Forum here at Combatsim


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posted 10-06-2000 08:16 AM     Profile for dschin   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
How about a trade? My old friend, Italo Balbo, salvaged this from his Savoia-Marchetti S-55. The rearview mirrors
are a little tarnished from saltwater spray,
and the electricals catch fire from time to
time, but otherwise it makes an expresso that is "perfettamente squisito". Contact me c/o
your nearest Italian Consulate.

http://www.salvatore-espresso.com/images/designer/geo2f.jpg
http://www.salvatore-espresso.com/images/designer/geo2s.jpg

[This message has been edited by dschin (edited 10-06-2000).]


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posted 10-06-2000 08:37 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I`ll open the bid for the pot...

80 POUNDS!


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posted 10-10-2000 03:40 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ok Bilko, this is my last offer mate!


90 quid ! Cash!



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posted 10-10-2000 11:59 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Dam you Bilko !

100 Bloody quid !

THAT IS FINAL !

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My heart soars like a hawk


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posted 10-12-2000 05:10 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Look I really want that pot !

Please do not leave me in the dark like this!

It`s Cruel !

I`ll go 120.00 !

And that is it! End of story!

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My heart soars like a hawk


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posted 10-19-2000 04:36 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
135.00 Pounds!
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posted 10-19-2000 09:37 AM     Profile for Ceebee   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
£136.00 Sterling!
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posted 10-20-2000 03:31 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
140 QUID! CASH ON THE NOSE!



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posted 10-22-2000 01:27 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
140 and and a set of pants!
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posted 10-24-2000 05:05 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
140, a set of pants, and a thingmy.
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posted 10-24-2000 05:46 AM     Profile for Ceebee   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
If you really want it slaps its yours!!
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posted 10-25-2000 05:09 AM     Profile for tony draper   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Whats a teapot??, my tea comes in little bags
the recipe that came with them says put bag in cup, pour boiling water on same,add milk, and in my case five sugars,there you are great cup of tea, don,t need no pot.

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Rodger Bilko
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posted 10-25-2000 09:37 AM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ok Slappy it's a deal as long as the pants are used! Not sure about the thingmie though. I have loads of them.

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 10-27-2000 06:41 PM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Look Slappy I can't keep this Teapot for much longer. I tell you what, I'll take £130. Forget the thingmie but any pants will do.

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 10-27-2000 08:16 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Give me a day to think about the thingmy, ok Bilker`s?


S!


Slapp


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posted 10-28-2000 07:19 AM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Look, I'm doing you a favour here, I'll take £120 forget the pants and forget the thingmie. No questions asked.

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 10-29-2000 02:59 AM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Right, £110 and I'm not going to be held to ransom here. You know my number.

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 10-29-2000 12:33 PM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
£100 and that's final.

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 10-29-2000 09:08 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ok Bilko, your quite right sir, forget the pants and the thingmy.

But I am still not moving on 140! cash in the hand!
What do you take me for?!
an idiot or something?!

Slapp


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posted 10-30-2000 07:45 AM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Come off it Slappy, you know it's worth the dough. now cough up or the cat gets it. I've got you banged to rights you slag!

So I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. £60 on the nose!

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 10-30-2000 04:06 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Right that`s it mate!!!

I will go 130 and give you a good thrashing with your stick as a favour.


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posted 10-30-2000 05:19 PM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Look. I have not got the time to mess about here. I'll take £40 no questions asked.

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 10-31-2000 08:05 AM     Profile for Rodger Bilko   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Well, the sale's off....

I just dropped the bloody teapot, it's broke!

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Chocks away, back soon old chap and hey, stay away from Mrs Bilko or I'll give you a damn good thrashing with my STICK

Enlève les cales! Je reviens tout de suite mon vieux; et surtout, tu restes bien loin de Mme Bilko ou je te filerai une bonne grosse rouste avec mon BÂTON.

Zwolnic bloki, wracam niedlugo stary pryku i hej, zostaw Pania Bilko w spokoju albo dam ci dobry wycisk moim KIJKIEM.

От винта, старина, я вернусь скоро, а ты держись подальше от миссис Билко, а не то я проучу тебя моей ПАЛКОЙ!


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posted 11-01-2000 04:16 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
NO!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

(sob sob)

I`ll give you 30 quide for the pieces and a real good thrashing with your stick( I`ll make sure to break it on you hide sir).

?


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posted 11-01-2000 03:15 PM     Profile for Ceebee   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You can't finish this!!! This is one of the best threads on this forum!

Send me the pieces I'll glue them and put it up for re-sale!

And the Stick!

Ceebee


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posted 11-05-2000 06:59 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Ceebee,

Listen up "mate"!

I was first in on the Teapot!

You just keep your hands and nose out of it !

_____________________________________________

Bilko,


Did you really think I was stupid enough to fall for that old " I dropped it...its broke...I`m so sorry..." story?

You Irish Tinkers think your so clever...

DAM YOU SIR!

I AM TEMPTED TO START UP MY SPIT, FLY TO IRELAND, AND GIVE YOU A DAMMED GOOD THRASHING WITH MY OWN STICK SIR!

Slapp




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posted 11-11-2000 03:24 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Don’t try that "out of site out of mind" trick on me either!


You Scoundrel.


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posted 11-12-2000 06:23 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
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posted 11-15-2000 06:16 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
You crafty conniving tinker...

You’re really starting to take the mick m8!


I’m thinking of going straight to Doug about this...


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posted 11-16-2000 04:29 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
DOUG! Sort the tinker out!

[This message has been edited by Slapphead (edited 11-16-2000).]


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posted 11-16-2000 12:13 PM     Profile for tony draper   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hey S H, northumberland is my neck of the woods if you are willing to take out a contract, i,ll dig out my old .244 wetherby magnum, i grow old and my hand shakes a little now,so it will be necessary to be a little closer than my usual 600yds but i think i could still manage a head shot..
ps,my rates are a lot cheaper than the old days.

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posted 11-17-2000 08:34 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I really appreciate the kind offer and gesture Tony .

It would be an honor to me, for you to take on this job and put me out of my tinker torment late...

I will give the Irish git a few more day’s to respond.

Look forwards to hiring you sir.

S! Slapp

Ps: A bit of advice regarding the hit…if all goes to plan, do not look at Bilko bellow the shoulder line…it is a well known fact among the flight sim community that he does not were pants…


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posted 11-17-2000 09:53 AM     Profile for tony draper   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
My apologies S H i assumed you would wan,t your competitor CeeBee,s ticket cancelled.
I can get to northumberland on my bus pass,
Across the water, hmm not sure, i get lost very easy now,i don,t know what bus to get for ireland,dear me,, tsk, tsk, tsk,
I will think about it S H,this hit man game its not like the old days you know, its a young mans job,i should have got a job as a surgeon, i was always taking out the wrong one..
You go to the job centre and these young spotty faced civil servants, they have no interest in your ability to pierce someones ears at 8oo yards, no sir, all they want to know is, how much I T training you have, how are your man management skills,they don,t care that you sent jimmy hoffer on his way,they want you to do a computer bloody course.
The time will come in the future if you want to change your wife or retire a business partner you will no longer be able to call on the services of someone like draper , these are sad times....tony d

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posted 11-17-2000 10:38 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
No Tony, I apologies for the misunderstanding.

Ceebee is history.


I want that bloody Tinker`s head on a platter!

He as put me through to many sleepless nights...I am a reasonable chap, but I have reached the end of my tether.


Do not worry about the travel accommodations, I will organize that.

Just ensure your shotgun is primed and loaded.

He should be a real easy target to identify (remember, dont look down ) .

I have Emailed him again, as my last gesture of good will...

24 hours and counting.

Thanks again T

(You will be well looked after by my crew )



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posted 11-17-2000 11:56 AM     Profile for tony draper   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
shotgun, SHOTGUN, BLOODY SHOTGUN, How dare you sir!never in my entire career have i been insulted thus,draper is a technition not a butcher,draper who once stood on a particular grassy knoll, err less said about that the better,
Sir, you can hire any back street yob to do the busness with a scatter gun, draper has worked for royalty in his day, and for the finest italian families in new york,
I warn you sir, i may be old and i may not be as good looking as that chap they got to play me in the movie, Ha as if draper would miss that animated stick insect de gaul, but i have my pride, you have incured my wrath, look to your safety sir...tony d
ps, i wouldn,t bother upgrading anymore if i where you.

Mr bilko, please contact me, we have some business to discuss


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posted 11-18-2000 06:51 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

I was a snipper in the French army, so I do understand the insult wich I made to you sir with that shoot gun remark...I honestly did not realise the high connections and top jobs you have taken on in the past.

Please exept my apoligies.

Looks like I`ll have to carry out the job on my own and watch my six from now on...


Good hunting sir.

S!Slapp


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posted 11-18-2000 09:15 AM     Profile for tony draper   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Hmmm,A sniper in the french army you say?,eer perhaps draper was a little hasty,
apology accepted S H.
I become overwrought very easily these days,
my bedtime coco was brought to me cold last night and this drove me into a killer fury.
...tony d

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posted 11-18-2000 01:39 PM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote

Scratch one tinker.


R.I.P Bilko

I am now the proud owner of one horse and cart...


[This message has been edited by Slapphead (edited 11-18-2000).]


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posted 11-21-2000 08:46 AM     Profile for Slapphead   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Just received some disturbing news...

The clever Irish fox as pulled one over me again...DAM HIM!!!

He was using a body double...I should have realized this when I checked he`s pulse after doing the deed...
I now remember that the poor chap lying there slumped over cart had he`s pants on...

DAM YOU BILKO!
DAM YOU TO HELL !!

GIVE ME THAT GOD DAMMED TEA POT !!!

(crying hysterically and ripping Bilko`s tea pot picture into a thousand piece’s...)

[This message has been edited by Slapphead (edited 11-21-2000).]


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